When something is so unbelievable that the phrase "are you shitting me?" is not enough. It demonstrates that the action taking place, or the event being described is so monstrously horrific that it literally feels like someone is taking a massive shit inside of your chest. Basically, the worst feeling ever is happening, and at this point you're questioning why the fuck.
Douche: LOL I TOTALLY RAPED THIS CHILD WITH A PITCHFORK OF AIDS
Person: ...are you shitting inside of me?
Douche: ...No? But I could be.
Person: ...are you shitting inside of me?
Douche: ...No? But I could be.
by JustSomeFaggot September 10, 2010
Get the Are you shitting inside of me? mug.When one pushes a shit out so hard that a male's genitals shoot up into the intestine, and come screaming out of the colon like a bat out of hell, often resulting in debris, ie. colon splashes. The sensation of "shitting of one's dick" may intoxicate the shittee into sureal hallucinations of peewee's playhouse. Shitting of Dick is a result of someone going to banana sandwich trying to forcefully discharge a fart, in rare cases producing mass amounts of chocolate rain and doo doo butter. Ancient tales tell of a superior being, Lordi, who is said to collect the remnance of a dick shit.
"Glucose, chill out with the protein shakes, or you'll end up shitting your dick like last monday!"
"Hey bro, can you give me a hand, I think I'm shitting my dick!"
"Hey bro, can you give me a hand, I think I'm shitting my dick!"
by Dirty Uncle Red December 20, 2008
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Sifting happens when you are very close to shitting, yet you let out a foul fart, hence "sifting" the fart through a massive shit.
by Mommadragonfly April 23, 2008
Get the sifting mug.When a girl gives u a blow job and then bites the tips when ur about to squirt so it builds up so u have a fan on the neck of ur cock like a spitting cobra.. and then u release!
by Shimmler May 13, 2003
Get the African Spitting Cobra mug.The act of a man forcefully spitting on his penis as he grasps it firmly preparing to insert it into a female's vagina or gaping asshole. It is the highest level of expressing male dominance to the opposite sex.
"Mattay spits on his dick to show his male dominance over the women he is about to copulate with."
"Big Charlie uses a strong technique of spitting to become the King of his Jungle."
"I just figuratively spit on my dick while I was talking to this broad. She senses my dominance now."
"Big Charlie uses a strong technique of spitting to become the King of his Jungle."
"I just figuratively spit on my dick while I was talking to this broad. She senses my dominance now."
by Mattay the Mangler September 12, 2011
Get the spitting mug.noun In India, especially Gujarat, especially post-Modi: fixing or rigging the system/game for guaranteed outcomes.
"You just fill out the tender, I'll do the setting so that it's awarded to you."
"Need something done by the police? Tell me, I have a setting at the top level."
"Need something done by the police? Tell me, I have a setting at the top level."
by gujju_fixer January 28, 2017
Get the setting mug.A statement made by a person who is literally passing through the digestive system of another person. The phrase can be used at any time in this process, but would not be audible until the speaker's mouth has exited the anus.
by Aprileen Alexander December 27, 2006
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