Shrek

Shrek is the godly figure the everyone idlesses, he is the god of creation.

Shrek is love, Shrek is life, Shrek is more iconic McDonald's (Oh Jesus Crist).

by Typed October 1, 2019

Shrek

Sexy Honka lonka

Shrek is sexy

by anonymous September 21, 2020

shrek

A hot piece of ass that anyone would be lucky to have, hes got such a good 9 pack of rolls, that im drooling because, Shrek, i wanna eat him hes so hot, love u Shrek 4eva whatrt a smexy onion

hey is that shrek the smexy beast, what a spicy onion

by huiqpuf August 25, 2020

Shrek

The chadest of chads. A god on Earth. The true definition of peak physique. The one we all look up to. The god of gods. Simply put, the definition of perfection. No one can be perfect. No one can be Shrek.

Wow! This cake is Shrek!

It's perfect

by ShrekJoemama January 16, 2022

Shrek

lord fuckwad is extra freaky for fiona, but shrek the almighty dont take shit lighly he bitch slaps fuckwad at the wedding cuz shrek has infite rizz like that. i live for shrek, i worship him every day and pray that i get his hunkyness and rizz. shrek is love shrek is life

shrek is daddy, shrek is my daddy, not yours

by SHREKS SEXY SON December 31, 2022

SHREK

SHREK IS AS YUMMY AS MYSELF

MMMMMMMEEEEE SHREK TASTES GOOD

by defenitly not wesley November 30, 2020

Shrek

Many believe in shrek as a god. Shrek is holy to many, and he is most definitely very sexy, or should i say shrexy. He has a gorgeous bald head, with ears like no others. Shrek is the definition of sexy and bald. Now remember kids to pray every night, Shrek is love, Shrek is life.

~Shrek is love, Shrek is life~

by thatshrexypig October 23, 2019