Shitting like a mongoose

Comes from the way a mongoose moves – they're known for their fast, darting movements. So, "shitting like a mongoose" might be a humorous way to describe someone rushing to the toilet with urgency.

I ate a bunch of fiber and now I've been shitting like a mongoose all day.

by TheBuckLives April 23, 2025

shitting lawn chairs with a Samsung TV

a phrase you tell your mother as she leaves for work to gently remind her she is loved and she is not the reason for the divorce

Child: Bye, Mom, I will behave and start shitting lawn chairs with a Samsung TV
mother: You're a fucking disgrace to this bloodline

by Unhinged Farris wheel December 13, 2025

shiftinggate

The theory that Mike Wheeler from Stranger Things is a shifter, and that he shifted three times within the series. Also that Stranger Things as a whole is Mike's DR (Desired Reality)

"Have you heard about Shiftinggate?"
"Yes! it's my favourite Stranger Things theory

by kawaiilers January 7, 2026

shiftinggate

The theory that Mike Wheeler from Stranger Things is a shifter, and that he shifted three times within the series. Also that Stranger Things as a whole is Mike's DR (Desired Reality)

"Have you heard about Shiftinggate?"
"Yes! it's my favourite Stranger Things theory

by kawaiilers January 7, 2026

Gift Shifting

The act (often by a husband) of shifting the timing of a previously planned gift to coincide with another event or holiday in order to either a)avoid being totally giftless or b) avoid double gifting

Jon gave his wife a bike on Mother's Day thereby Gift Shifting from his planned summer purchase.

by Hafester May 13, 2009

Open Seating

Mooning, intentional or otherwise

When the bagpiper's skirt blew up, I could see his open seating.

by Queen of all Good Things July 28, 2009

pre-sheathing

The act of putting on a prophylatic underneath one's trousers before going out one evening in anticipation of copulating

Often used by people who are inexperienced in putting them on

Also known as BGM

I was surprised when I thought he was handing me a banana in the club, but it turned out he had just been pre-sheathing

by k-ferriter May 22, 2011