When you think it’s just a fart but it’s wet and seconds later you go from being an atheist to a Christian begging god to help you get to the bathroom before it drips down to your shoes
“I definitely just SHART.”
by Pretty-bOy-:) January 13, 2022
Get the Shartmug. The wetness left over after you shit your pants that sticks to your underwear or between your buttcheeks
by itsmells September 8, 2016
Get the Shart Residuemug. When an organism randomly generates the decision to release a tingling sensation in the intestinal area, often referred to as a “fart” or “toot”, yet manages to expel feces simultaneously whilst ejecting the gas that was previously contained inside the intestines along with the unexpected feces, therefore resulting in an absolute mess.
Jarred: Well, Harold, I must say, I am having quite a splendid time this evening. The food is great.
Harold: I am so delighted to hear that from you, Jarred! I thought the slight spiciness was a bit too much, but everyone seems to like it.
*Jarred sharts from the explosive spice in the food he had just had legit 100 kg of 10 seconds ago*
Jarred: Gotta blast!!
Harold: I am so delighted to hear that from you, Jarred! I thought the slight spiciness was a bit too much, but everyone seems to like it.
*Jarred sharts from the explosive spice in the food he had just had legit 100 kg of 10 seconds ago*
Jarred: Gotta blast!!
by nolabb August 16, 2019
Get the shartmug. When one farts and a flying brown lump is ejected into the sky, it then can land on anyone or anything in the vicinity.
by I love eating Shart June 27, 2023
Get the Shartmug. I presented my sharts at the meeting this afternoon.
My sharts aren't ready.
My boss really liked my sharts.
My sharts aren't ready.
My boss really liked my sharts.
by Tired PM July 13, 2023
Get the shartsmug. by Cool_Campfire24567 September 25, 2022
Get the Krista Shartedmug. when some animal cant control their ass hole and when they let it rip a bit of shit comes out with it
by That one b!tch. November 5, 2022
Get the shartmug.