semen demon

slang term for kid or child .

Her: You have any kids?
Him: No i don't have any semen demons

by Weirdboy11 February 23, 2017

Semen Chris

A fucker whos nickname is "Cumbucket."
He lives in Florida and is part Nude Juniors Rubbin' On Tyler's Cock.

Ha! Look at that Semen Chris

by C.G. February 23, 2005

Selecccta-ta-ta-ta

Superlative used to describe something which is good.

The more "ta"s the better something is.

James: What do you think of my new trainers? selecccta??
Susan: Yes boomting, selecccta-ta
James: Yeehh selecccta-ta-ta...
Susan: Ye selecccta-ta-ta-ta...
James: selecccta.
Susan: yes Boomtings, selecccta-ta-ta-ta!!!

by JammyJamTheDodger October 9, 2009

semen tickle

n (prank): the act of cumming in a person's face-up hand while they sleep and proceeding to tickle their face, causing them to high five their face with a handful of dick spit.

The reason Kelly and I broke up is because of the semen tickle I pulled on April Fool's Day. Still funny.

by wildavjr May 12, 2012

Angel Semen

This is the purest form of semen which is extracted from the highest choir of angels. Typically, angel semen is milked from an angel and then served on top of angel food cake. Many cultures consider angel semen to be delicacy and is generally fit only for Kings, Furors and Kim Jong Il.

I had the best angel semen last night. I shared it with all of my friends. It wasn't gay though, because angels are straight pimps.

by doctorjerkballs January 5, 2012

retarded semen syndrome

A rare off shoot from semen syndrome where the sufferer has in fact become mentally handicapped from sucking too much dick and swallowing loads of cum that comes from retarded people. these retarded people are in fact not as retarded as the cummee anymore, due to the volume of cum the cummee has swallowed and the levels of retardation the cummee has now obtained.

That dude has retarded semen syndrome
Wow what a spaz, i reckon he has retarded semen syndrome
Its rare that i see someone worse of than you mate, but that bloke over there, with retarded semen syndrome, hes fucked.

by honneamise October 23, 2018

Natural-Selection

Graphical fanboy community, occaisional serious members.

"Lets go chat in Natural-Selection, Flayra is so cool!"

by Mordain January 28, 2003