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lay some scratch

Leaving a shit stain in your tighty whitey's. Usually brought on by farting a lil too hard!
Man Ed layed some schratch in his underwear today!
by mooseknuckles November 13, 2002
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scratchterbate

When you are scratching an itch near your genitals.
Don't scratchterbate or you'll grow peach fuzz on your palms!
by J. Frank May 26, 2008
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Chico Back Scratcher

When a woman and a man are engaging in missionary style sex, the woman wraps her unshaven legs around the male's back and proceeds to rub up and down, thus resembling a back scratcher.
"Yeah dude, I was fuckin this chick last night and she totally pulled a chico back scratcher on me! I look like Jesus after he got whipped now!"
by suki sapperstein December 28, 2007
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scratch

A musical note of definite pitch, created when moving a piece of vinyl back and forth in a rhythmic fashion under a needle on a phonographic turntable. Accidentally discovered (and later perfected) by Grand Wizzard Theodore.
"In fact I can't see, or can't imagine, a man who ain't a lover of beats, or a fan of scratchin'." - Eminem - "Infinite"
by DJ Conan April 12, 2004
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scraped

Chicago slang which means to lose embarrassingly in a physical fight or beat someone down badly.
Yo, that lil nigga got scraped.
by tangawanga November 26, 2007
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Cook-from-scratch snob

People (usually over 50 who didn't grow up with microwaves and who have spent more years not working than actually working, so they have loads of time on their hands;) looking down their nose at people who don't bake their own bread, make their own jam, make their own pastry, and spend 3 hours a day, chopping and peeling and cooking every last morsel from scratch.

Many of these pseudo-intellectuals claim to even 'grow' their own foods; fruit, veg and grain, etc etc, and they scoff at people who buy frozen veg, and lecture them fervently on how much better 'fresh' is. And they name anyone who uses ready meals as chavs or lazy or somehow sub-intelligent.
Who the hell does Sylvia think she is, having a go at me for giving my kids microwave toad-in-the-whole. She is such a cook-from-scratch snob.
by justakidatheart March 8, 2013
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scraper

Is a woman of younger age to moderately older age, who can hold her own, is tough, sassy, spunky, if it came down to it, she could whoop a guy's butt and not even think twice. It's nothing more than a definable female who can take care of herself and doesn't need a 'man' to protect her.
She's a scraper and knows how to take care of herself.
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