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Samuel First

Samuel first is the most annoying person you will ever meet. He has ZERO spine and does anything to fit in. He has no moral values and will compromise his beliefs for a quick moment of validation. He is a certified glazer.
Oh he's a Samuel first?!??? Ewwwww
by Fsi slander May 21, 2024
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Samuel

The worst scum in humanity. He should be dead, he's an asshole that cares about no one.
Samuel: U SUCK XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
by SamNITO May 7, 2017
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Damn a "Samuel" is the litest thing on planet earth. Ya know the great wall of china? He built it, and the the Egyptian pyramids too!!! His dick is so damn long, he measured the depth of the Mariana trench with it. Big Bang? It was his idea... So be proud of you, if you know one!
SAMUEL is just sick af.
by Roll_ing January 9, 2019
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samuel is a penis
by wuebeidnwgosndien November 21, 2021
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Samuel S Yellin

A school full of the most brain dead idoits ever, when you attend u wish you stayed in the other schools. Not as bad as Lidenwold but very close. The teachers get pregnat every chance they get and miss half the school year and whats called a "pep rally" is really some dumbass kids just sitting there with thier hands under their ass. The "win the day saying "is bullshit because after going to one bad school you either go to Sterling or Lindenwold which isnt any better really. The basketball team was good for one year, the baseball team is for some dumbass reason good every year, and the soccer teams are playing against teams from school who dont know what 1+1 is(Magnolia). Every year 90% of the students still think that the word "oof" is funny
"OH, you went to Samuel S Yellin?"

"Yea and?"

"Oh you must be fucking stupid"
by Ajegsndjs February 6, 2023
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A slave to the sport of tennis. A tennis slave
by wesser idiot May 28, 2022
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A little short bum who can’t close his mouth, and knows the most random shit no one cares about.
by AlienCabbage May 30, 2025
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