Derry simper

When you simp over boys that names begin with Z or D but are too scarred to tell them

Tianna and jodie are both derry simpers

by CleanSteamboat November 14, 2020

Joel sample

Joel sample is one sexy mf

Who’s that?

Bruh wtf that’s joel sample are you dumb⁉️
Oh the one that steals everyone’s girl?
Yeah that’s him

by Tim challen March 23, 2021

Rustic bean sampler

When the godfather gracefully dips his nuts in a variety of sauces and then forcefully dips them in the boys mouth. But it is only at its best when the force gauges read heavy

After the show i went back stage with the savage man and he performed a rustic bean sampler using hot sauce and horse cum

by Cuntdawgclitfist February 15, 2023

The Mayor of Simpleton

Someone so simple minded that they would be elected Mayor of Simpleton, fictional town of simple minded folk.

Art would win an election for Mayor of Simpleton by a landslide.

by Mayor Art July 4, 2005

sample music

To steal part of a song, usually the hook or chorus, and insert it into a crappy song so that the otherwise crappy song is tolerable. This "sampling" is usually blatantly obvious.

"Have you heard FloRida's new song 'Sugar'?"

"Ew, the one where he steals, I mean samples music from that crappy techno song 'I'm Blue'?

"Yeah, it came on the radio last night and I couldn't stay in my car, it was too horrible. I hate songs that sample music"

by Interficio August 17, 2009

sample size

cop out math guys use at their convenience usually to try and win an argument on an online gambling forum.

"it was too small of a sample size to determine a definitive answer" or "you need a larger sample size to determine a definitive answer", whichever suits their postion at the time.

by IrishTim February 16, 2012

simper

a mega simp who does anything for e girls and his mom

damn ted oneil is such a fucking simper

by bob john 55 March 17, 2020