Dickey Shafter

Someone who often throws another under the bus for their own benefit. Often, this culprit makes up excuses as to why he or she screwed over the other person. This person is also a large, veiny dick.

*After an hour or two of waiting, Noah comes to the conclusion that Martin isn't coming to get Noah to drive him to the party*
*Noah decides to call Martin up*

Noah: Why didn't you get me Martin?
Morgan: Umm, I was flossing...
Noah: Yeah okay you have dentures!
Morgan: Oh... well I was taking a dump...
Noah: You're such a Dickey Shafter!

by Krafty March 6, 2013

sheep shafter

one who has sex with sheep

That guy is a sicko, a real sheep shafter

by Da Real Shredder October 9, 2018

boot shaft

A white male's penis that his extremely darker than his skin complexion

Dude did you notice that Grec's got a damn boot shaft

by Green Tea Citrus October 22, 2018

Hop off my shaft

used as an expression to someone who will not leave you alone or is always in your business.

"Dude, when can I come over? Can I ride in your car with you when we go? What time are we going to leave?

"Bro, hop off my shaft!"

by JayDeeBro! May 6, 2010

shape shifter

Someone who morphs their life to match the person they happen to be dating, i.e. adopt the same taste in music, movies, fashions, foods, mannerisms, etc.

My ex was a shape shifter. After two months, it was like I was having sex with myself.

by Dr. Kenneth Noisewater February 16, 2005

shiet

When you are excreting waste from your anus, and you verbally tell your surroundings; when the shit is so bad that it covers the walls, the ground, the ceiling, the mirror, and the children.

bro did you see the shiet at cornerstone? that shiet's insane.

by poopynigersaurus January 31, 2020

Moo Shaft

To use the milk of a pregnant girl as lube on your cock. ( Moo= ladies milk Shaft= cock

dude i got a wicked moo shaft from my wife

by OREO123HI December 9, 2007