gravy seal

A large sloppy built individual with saggy boob's.

"Bruh,I had this gravy seal trying to guard me,playing basketball today."

by MJRanger375 October 31, 2017

Seal Clubbing

A brilliant song by British band Half Man Half Biscuit.

"You can lead a horse to water, but a pencil must be lead, mate." is one of the most memorable lines from the song, Seal Clubbing.

by Gartenzwerg March 6, 2009

seal emoji

u can use this in situations where you think 'bruh'

person 1: what the fuck my ex fucked a fat ginger

person 2: 'seal emoji'

by seal emoji girl November 24, 2021

The Navy Seal

You Sneak Up On woman rip her clothes off and punch her in the nose. as she bleeds all over her face you pull ur balls across her eyes like goggles and spit on her while saying "ride the waves, Ride the Waves" while she jerks you off.

I cant wait to see a trick so i can the navy seal her ass.

by ToMMyGuNNz April 1, 2009

angry seal

When a girl gives a guy a blowjob and swallows his load.... then he proceeds to punch her in the stomach.... where she then yelps like a seal claps her hands and spits out his romance explosion

i just gave that broad the angry seal and im pretty sure she has a fist print on her stomach!

by torgasmo March 31, 2009

break the seal

When you're hot-boxing a room/car/anything you can hotbox while smoking pretty much anything, usually marijuana, and somebody opens the door or cracks a window. They "break the seal" on the hotbox and let the smoke out.

Smoking Newbie - "Dude, I'm getting so high, I need to get out of here." He reaches to open the door.

Stoner - "Fuck No! Don't break the seal!"

Smoking Newbie - "I think I'm going to pass out..."

Stoner - "As long as the seal isn't broken we'll be alright."

by The Big IP February 1, 2006

Salsa

1. a sexual conspiracy. Salsa=sex
based on the Fiesta salsa recipe directions "Screw band firmly just until a point of resistance is met."
Particularly a reference among band kids.

2. the act of referring to acts of salsa with names of sauces based on degree.

1. One time, at band camp, nothing happens at band camp, except Tim, Tim happens at band camp. Tim and Salsa.

2. I really like mango salsa, you know, exotic? I hate wasabi, you know, it just hurts? And ranch? Fluffy and sweet. It's mango salsa that's the good stuff.

by Kloverfield December 2, 2011