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Asphalt Rangers

Male or female. Activist protesting the fashion-obsessed decadence of city life by wearing backpacking gear.
Population size: Moderatly common
Habitat: Major Urban centers, green party rallies, co-op markets,

walk ten city blocks in a major metropolitan area and you'll be sure to encounter an Asphat Ranger. Easily identified by their enormous LL beanc backpacks, hiking boots, parkas and on occasion walking sticks. If you're riding the subway and the person next to you whips out a canteen, chances are you are in the presence of an Asphalt Ranger.They usually graduate from any college where drinking from a styrofoam cup warrants irreparable social ostracism. Not to be confused with hippies they don't do drugs or drink to excess, but do go a little overboard on the trailmix,
Asphalt Rangers prefer athletic bras to victoria's secret and hiking boots to sneakers, denim to silk, quality and durability are always mode important than being fashionable.
by food court druides November 23, 2010
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Goonbag Range

Any movement, theory, or collective promoting: good vibes, versatility and unity. The range is limitless.
Out to my Goonbag Range
by KAANIJ July 23, 2011
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Mark Rodgers

To sabotage ones friends by using a bitch move to place an obstructive item in their path when exiting a pipe in the pipe plaza level, while using the excuse,"can't argue with results".
I can't believe Randy didn't see that Mark Rodgers coming!
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Rifle Range

Another term for the female reproductive organ of a particularly loose moralled girl.
"Me and five other guys were shooting our ammo down her rifle range, fucking whore."
by Slash551 May 16, 2014
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get ranged

to get high; so ridiculously high. You so high that you ranged out of the social circumference (if any) or current reality.
Yo, I go so ranged last night.

I was so high last night man, I mean I got ranged the F*** out.

Let's get ranged after class/work.
by Monkaypants August 19, 2014
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Racktime Ranger

Possibly the gayest and most confusing name on Xbox Live. Like how da fuck you gon name yourself a "racktime ranger?"
(Racktime Ranger is online)
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Classic Roger

A "Classic Roger" is when two people are making out, and the older person of the two violently shoves their tongue into the younger person's mouth. Can be very disturbing when done correctly.

The term comes from a sketch from Bo Burnham's stand up comedy, 'What', referring to a pedophile frog named Roger, since the person preforming the Classic Roger quickly darts their tongue (like a frog) into a poor, unprepared younger person's mouth (like a pedophile).

Not to be confused with french kissing. The difference is that while french kissing is taken slowly and steadily, and is quite satisfying, Classic Rogering is a suprise kamikaze tongue attack that disrupts a perfectly good kiss.
*Jude Classic Rogers his girlfriend Lucy, who is a few years younger than him*
Lucy: JUDE! WHAT THE HELL WAS THAT??
Jude: cLaSsIc RoGeR ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
by PurpleDesdemona June 7, 2016
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