Robert Pattinson

An attractive actor with nice eyebrows, has starred in Harry Potter as Cedric Diggory, but is best known for his recent role in Twilight as Edward Cullen.
Fangirl: AAAAH ITS ROBERT PATTINSON OMG!

Me: EYEBROWS MAN! <3
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Robert Pattinson

1. The British actor playing the vampire Edward Cullen in the Twilight movie series. (the pale gross faggot, not the tan muscleheaded retard)
2. The British actor who played the wizard Cedric Diggory in Harry Potter and the Goblet of fire, and got about maybe 15 minutes total of awkward screen time.

3. A reanimated fetus who managed to reach semi-adulthood, but whose hair, teeth, and talent stayed at the same level, which makes a vampire the perfect role
Dude, Robert Pattinson looks like a nasty reanimated fetus. What do these crazy 12 year olds see in him?
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matthew roberts

sick rapper and parkour god. takes the piss tho cos he never comes in and it's always when we have rachel. hmmmmm, something a bit fishy going on there mate ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
"i'm gonna do a matthew roberts today and not come in cos we have rachel."

"look at how good i am at parkour, i'm like a matthew roberts me mate."
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Kai Roberts

A short person who can help getting into arguments. Usually live in the rough side of town.
David: Hey kai!

Kai Roberts: You harassing me?!
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Thomas roberts

A nigga who always gaining. also known as the dank engine
"that nigga in the gym all the time"

"yeet, He's a Thomas roberts
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pulling a robert

when your playing a video game, and run off a cliff for no consernable reason.
guy 1: i see someone to the left.

guy 2: ah, dont mind him, he keeps pulling a robert, focus on the other dudes
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robert d

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