Fast Food Relationships

Gratification of a deeper need, but neither nourishing nor filling. Causes regret, self-loathing and massive weight gain in the long run.

Dang, the last three jerks I dated turned into fast food relationships. I gotta detox or something.

by KB Allstar August 9, 2012

Microwave Burrito Relationship

A relatively quick relationship of 4 months or less where no true sustenance or knowledge has been gained from said encounters.

Dude 1: Hey man! What happened to you and Laura?
Dude 2: I got bored of her. Not worth. It was a total Microwave Burrito Relationship.

by itiod October 6, 2020

heterosexual relationship killer

A girl witnesses mistreatment of women by their father and chooses not to be in relationship with a man.

My Dads mistreatment/ abuse albeit emotional or physical of women is why I dont trust men. He is the epitome of a " Heterosexual Relationship Killer"

by Lioness61 June 5, 2022

Special Needs Relationship

The current state of the "Special Relationship" between Trump's America and Brexit Britain, both having gotten largely out of hand in the last two years.

US: I don't know which one of us is dumber now, you with Brexit or us with Trump.
UK: Actually, we're both pretty fucked, mate. The Special Relationship has really become the Special Needs Relationship now.

by nambiancovfefe June 14, 2018

middle school relationship

Fake, just fake. Not gonna last. Disgustang

Your in a middle school relationship? Ew, no, disgustang

by Mine pseudonym February 16, 2020

Cum and go relationship

When you and another person are in a relationship and break up when you start to catch feelings

“Y’all were really in a cum and go relationship”

by Jewishthot69 April 8, 2019

Sad Relationship Hours

Sad relationship hours is the time from 8:30 to 11:30 pm. Any nigga can talk about their relationships freely without being judged. It can be any type of relationship too, sexual, romantic, family, etc. You can talk about things people have done wrong to you or what you’d like to make happen in the relationship. Vent to yo gals/guys/nonbios/etc, about whats happening. It’s like sad nigga hours, but for something that hurts you more.

Girl I talked about my friend relationship with Tasha the whole time during Sad Relationship Hours..

by CantFindADamnSnack October 5, 2017