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Ramboner

That kickass manly feeling you get frrom watching a Rambo movie (preferably the latest one). Usually result in a large (not gay) boner. Also known as the type of boner rambo gets. Its very discreet, since he shows no emotion.
Example 1:
Guy 1: Dude i just saw the newest rambo and got an enormous ramboner.
Guy 2: I would have too if I were you.

Example 2:
(Blonde girl from latest movie touches Rambo's arm)
Bgflm: Did you just pop a-
Rambo: Burmesian's head off? Yea
Bgflm: Oh... thats what i was gonna say...
by Poncho329 September 6, 2011
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Ramboni

A kid who thinks he can trickshot but can't. People call him a ramboni.
Your a ramboni. Get known Ramboni.
by StaR Twixy June 16, 2012
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Ramen

1. Something to explode your kidneys.

2. A delicious meal.

3. Food.
I love ramen.
by Cutecookie231410 May 18, 2014
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Ramen

A code word used for Marijuana by many people. The purpose is so one can openly discuss the subject in public, or around those who don't advocate the consumption because people will simply think you are talking about the delicious instant lunch, Ramen Noodles. (ie: parents, religious leaders, or pigs)

Based on the logic that you cook Ramen Noodles in a "pot," and consume ramen in a "bowl."
Brad: Hey Jessica, wanna go pick up some ramen after school?
Jessica: Sure dude, lets eat a huge bowl! ;)
Brad: Sweet, we can eat in my barn.
by Casanovlea March 31, 2015
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Raman

Someone who has feminine characteristics. An is often mistaken as being straight
Dude, you look Raman
by Buttery toast January 28, 2016
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Ramen

Ramen intrigues me.
Nothing is cooler in my mind than being a ramen chef, what I’d call a ramen master. It’s the type of thing that has gurus, not professionals.
I want to whip up ramen and wolf it down. It comes with its own set of verbs.

Whip.

Wolf.

Slurp.

Sweat.

Viscosity made for sick days to beat chicken soup. Umami. Umami. Umami. That’s what the fancy shmancy chefs call it. Shmancy must be added because ramen laughs at itself a little – probably as a result of its instant noodle child, the brunt of all jokes about slummy college dorm rooms.

Ramen’s other relative, udon, gives me a feeling in my mouth that’s contagious to my gut. Say it big and grinning now, with vowels deep: U-DON. Like UMAMI. Or my friend’s dog DUKE. It’s the sound of the long u that does it for me. Makes me feel like I’m talking to a bear or a whale.
Ramen is similar, but it makes me feel like I am the bear.
It feels like a breathy breath out, when you exhale from the back of your throat to mimic the sound of a crowd in a stadium. Thousands of people cheering.

I picture chopsticks scooping, stuffing, folding. Fat dissolved and noodles flowing. Ruggedness, companionship, wiliness.
The discipline of a monk and the callousness of a dog. Dogged. But it sounds like BEAR.

I’m going to be a ramen guru.
by ramenguru35$$$#yum July 28, 2016
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Ramengeddon

When your in college and stock up on enough Ramen noodles to survive the end of the world.
Damn, mark you have enough Ramen to survive an apocalypse. It's Ramengeddon.
by tribexteetzel July 4, 2016
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