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State-side Hotness Rating

During times when a male is cut off from females, such as deployment, hotness ratings may become artificially inflated. The state-side hotness rating is a Hotness Rating equivalent to the rating a female would be if they were in the Continental United States. The simplest method to determine this is the "mantourage / 2" method. Simply take the number of bros in her mantourage(flock of dudes surrounding her) and divide it by two.
Ex: Girl has 9 bros flocking around her.
Bro 1: Dude, she was hot!
Bro 2: Dude, her State-side Hotness Rating is a 4.5.
by MarkyMark33 May 17, 2014
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geriatric drag racing

Two old drivers blocking both lanes driving 20 miles an hour! Just get the fuck over already!
I was late for work because of these two old people geriatric drag racing!(GDR)
by Bagdad February 10, 2015
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Glossy shit ragging

The act of doing a shit. Then jerking off, once finished doing both use toilet paper to clean up the jizz off your cock and hand,using the same piece of paper to then wipe your ass.
Jono " I was having trouble snapping one off, so I had a wank first. Then when I shit I realized that there was only one square of shit paper, so I had to go glossy shit ragging "
Ted "noice! "
by Burbage-Bumbag December 15, 2017
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When a person of the male gender enters a sewer and proceeds to run through the sewer naked.
Last night Sam went Naked Sewer Rat Tunnel Racing.
by Sean lol May 17, 2018
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Hill climb racing

A game played on a mobile device where you use a Jeep to ride on a countryside track to see how many metres you can get.

You can also upgrade your vehicles, buy new ones, and buy new stages. You can get achievements, high scores and have a lot of fun playing.
Greg: hey dude? What are you playing?
Alex: bro, I’m playing this sick game called hill climb racing. It’s a game where you race and upgrade cars to get a new high score

Greg: umm, okay. Seems like a good game, maybe I’ll download it on my phone
by Familyrecordj May 16, 2018
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Demons are raping my english

When you mess up your words when you are talking (constantly or occasionally)
dude while i was in my e-engl-lish *studders*
Friend: dude what are you saying
ugh Sorry bro demons are raping my english
by B1lly da W1lly April 2, 2019
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rating community

A place where a bunch of elitist, "attractive" kids get together in a pack forming a sort of "club" to help raise their self esteem in which normal people apply and they give them "yes" or "no" answers as to if they are ugly or not. If you get more yes's than no's you can be a member of their pack and are able to vote on other applicants. Rating communities are usually on any online journaling system (livejournal, greatestjournal, xanga etc.)
Johanna: I just applied at RADIO THERAPY! I think I might be an uggo, these people would know. RITE?

Julia: Johanna youre an ugly cow, see, you're getting all no's. They think you're a sif, you fag.
by no ships go August 24, 2005
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