drag race

A race for idiots who have no driving skills, running in a straight line like idiots.

by Anonymous September 11, 2003

Sack Race

When someone runs a race with their nuts or testicles out of their pants.

Yo man i sack raced Tom and i won,with my nuts out on the street.

by Panouch March 12, 2008

snail race

When you are inebriated on some type of drug that slows you down. You feel as if everything is in slow motion. Coined by Lil Wayne best rapper alive.

I like Promethazine, I'm in the snail race.

Purple got me movin slow, like I'm in a snail race.

by Jemjam19 November 30, 2009

Nog Race

A game of mario kart with four players, usually on rainbow road, where friendships are broken and enemies made. The loser of this intense race is dutifully obligated to chug a quart of egg nog, usually ending with their puking the still cold nog right back up.

Man, that was one hell of a nog race last night, Tim puked everywhere.

by morales3rdnip September 13, 2011

out of the race

A phrasal adjective used to indicate that the speaker has to leave.

See OTR.

A: Are you going to stick around and watch the next game?
B: Sorry, I'm out of the race.
A: All right, take it easy.
B: Later.

by tossage October 5, 2006

Human race

The one true race. All divisions of race exist on paper to get people to think in terms of whether they look the same or different from the next person.

If you're gonna hate somebody, hate them for being a member of the human race and never for having a different skin, hair, or eye color. Have a good reason to hate them, give them a good reason to hate you.

by Solid Mantis August 5, 2019

endurance race

This is a pretty intense sport where you ride your horse 25,50, or 100 miles. FOr a 25 mile race you have 6 hours to complete for a 50 you have 12 and for a 100 you have 24 hours.

During an edurance races you will ride on trails and roads. everyone follows the same path that is marked, usually by ribbions tied to trees or bushes or spray paint.

You will have mandatory vet checks and holds. This means you have to stay at the vet check for a certain amout of time. Your time begins when your horses heart rate comes down (usually to 60) In this time the vet has to examine your horse to make sure they are fit to continue. They are looking for lameness and medibolic problems. You carry a vet card on you and the vets score your horse b4 you start, at each vet check, and after you finish. They score with A B C (if your horse has a D on anything it is likley you will get pulled (that means cant go on))

Many people don't actually race "to finish is to win" is AERC (american endurace riders confrence) motto.

after you complete the race there is an awards cermony where they call out peoples name, place and how long it took them to complete. If you get in the top ten you show bor BC (best condition) This is were the vets judge which horse looks the best at the end. It is judged on; how the horse looks at the end, you vet scores through out the day, how much weight the horse carried and so on... BC is considered an honor in the endurace world.

"I just came back from headwaters of the rouge, which was an endurance race in oregon. We came in 28th place and our time was 8hrs and 24 minutes"

"We are going to Redwood Ride II next weekend, it is my favorite endurace race!"

by iamjustagirl9 August 16, 2006