pumpkin in the restroom

A turd so large that the first lady christens it with a bottle of champagne

That pumpkin in the restroom was so huge, she hit it with a bottle of Dom P and named it the Peanut Princess

by Herbos, a prince May 16, 2008

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Pumpkin head

Pumpkin head is a fat lard with massive ass cheeks that every one wants to clap on

Mason-“wanna shag children today”
Thomas-“no I wanna clap pumpkin heads juicy cheeks”

by Sick your mum August 17, 2021

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sticky pumpkin hand

When you are fisting someone and you pull out chunks of something like when you are scooping out a pumpkin

Last night with Eric, I got sticky pumpkin hands

by tater_anne September 30, 2017

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sloppy pumpkin

The sexual act of achieving orgasm by using a rotting pumpkin as a makeshift male masturbatory aid.

I was taking out the trash and I caught my roommate giving himself a sloppy pumpkin with the jack-o-lanterns we threw out a few weeks ago. Ugh, it's almost Christmas, it was nasty.

by Chancellor Berry Newt December 24, 2019

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Pumpkin Spice Butthole

My go to passive aggressive comment every Fall/ Autumn because I’m empty inside and just can’t let the basics enjoy their seasonal favorite latte

FRIEND: I’m thirsty, let’s go to Starbucks

ME: Noice! thought you’d never ask; been craving Pumpkin Spice Butthole since last April!

by JonathanTaylorThomasBrothel September 10, 2019

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Potemkin village isn't a word you often hear unless you're into certain stuff so it's like that stuff is its own dialect of overall stuff, so sometimes when you need the word and try to think of it, you come up with pumpkin village, little potato village, and other crop named villages

by Master of beargreen January 25, 2025

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