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Professional-Cry-Baby

A person who (cries) or (complains) about every aspect of their (job) at (work). So much so that it often appears as though the only thing the do in a day or get paid to do in a day is to (complain). Most often accompanied by a series of heavy (sighs) and (crocodile tears) which can be produced on command to suit the situation at hand. Tears are used when the maximum amount of (guilt) is required to ensure (sympathy) is displayed by their (coworkers).
Did you hear about poor “so-in-so”, she was told that she could not go to the kitchen for her 2nd (feeding) until (break time.) But don’t feel bad for her, she is a (“Professional-Cry-Baby”.)
by The Wonder Girls March 3, 2010
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Professional Women Herder

White Collar slang for a person that organizes a service of sex, usually with women, in return for money. Somebody that organizes prosititutes. See pimp.
Where can I locate the nearest professional women herder, I am rather excited after our recent gain in the stock market.
by Evilbobman May 25, 2011
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profesh refresh

Profesh refresh (n.) A reminder or series of reminders to an employee about appropriate dress, behavior, or activities for the workplace. Can also be used to describe reminders about expected quality of product, though this is a less common usage.
The woman down the hall wearing uggs and a blanket needs a profesh refresh.
by hmbatl November 28, 2015
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'professional dancer'

A stripper who likes to make their occupation sound more genteel.
"What was your previous job?"
"Well I was a 'professional dancer'
by queenjasy_j March 26, 2017
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Protest wank

A wank which one undertakes after ones other half denies sexual activity due to disapproval of something you've done or not done.
The missus said she didn't want sex on account of me forgetting our anniversary. So I went in the bathroom for a protest wank.
by Captain snort May 6, 2018
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Profect

Couldn't have done it any better, I'd say its profect!
by Kurst Cobain & GRIZZLY August 16, 2018
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Professional guesser

A person who guesses correctly
Ahhh u should just be a professional guesser
by Lady bug attacker December 4, 2018
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