Sausage Poison

A thought and/or feeling that stops a man from getting (or losing) an erection during sexual intercourse.

Seriously, the German Girl was lay there gagging for it but my head wasn't in the game which led an absolute bout of sausage poison.

by CarlTheHandyman November 23, 2023

Jack Posobiec

A weird little racist freak who everyone hates

“Did you hear about the guy who got caught jacking off to Mein Kampf? He’s a real Jack Posobiec”

by Jfosnahauaixoabq August 10, 2024

Jack Posobiec

An intelligence officer so bad at their job, they took 7 years to make LTjg and can only be trusted with watching other people pee in a cup.

Dude that ensign is awful, a real Jack Posobiec.

by EdelweissPirat August 10, 2024

Jack Posobiec

A terminal medical condition which causes the penis to enter and fuse with the rectum. This blocks the colon, forcing the patient to regurgitate a noxious mixture of feces and urine. Eventually the patient asphyxiates on their own excrement.

Person1: OMG is that guy choking?!

Person2: Don't worry they just have Jack Posobiec, it will be over soon.

by aefirstorm August 11, 2024

Goon Poisoning

When you Goon while you have food poisoning. You Goon, Puke, and Shit all at the same time, the perfect trifecta of excrements.

I got food poisoning from red lobster so now I’m going to go goon poisoning.

by Bbl master February 23, 2024

rat poison

food that tastes like almonds but it isn't almonds....

hey mate remember instead of a vegetable cube i put rat poison in your rice

by funny cube guy March 20, 2024

Snowy pothole

The act of a male ejaculating into his bellybutton then using tape to hold the seminal fluid in allowing it to crust.

“You see him?”

“Yea”

“He looks like the type of person who likes to get a snowy pothole.”

by Koltonsx May 25, 2024