Poop Sucker

By looking this up you are now a poop sucker.

Man, what did you do today? I became a poop sucker

by HELLO, I like yellow and purpl December 4, 2018

Helicopter poop

In a public restroom with toilet stalls, one stands on top of the walls of stall. Then making sure they have aligned their asshole with the water in the toilet they drop a bomb. There is also a variation in which the pooper deploys diarrhea, this is called operation rolling thunder.

Dude, there was nobody in the restroom so i took a helicopter poop and there was major splash back.

by shit-squad April 2, 2011

Fusion Poop

When two people stand back to back over a toilet, bend over, press their butt checks hard against the opposing person's butt cheeks, proceed to deficate simultaneously, at which point a single stream of poop will form at the intersection between their butt cheeks, and the now united poop will fall ideally to the direct centre of the toilet bowl below.

Hey Jeremy, I gotta poop now, you gotta poop now, there is only one toilet, let's do a fusion poop.

by DrPriestopolous December 31, 2016

cursed poop

Cursed poop is scary. When you eat of it you will be possessed by the poop demons, Instead of the poop angels that live in poop creek. And if you smoke it You will be shat upon by lord shit.

Wow I had the worst dream last night I was forced to eat cursed poop. I got sucked in a portal were my dick was sucked till I died.

by Mannnnly October 4, 2019

Sneak pooped

When trickery is used to get you in a situation that turns out to be far different then was advertised.

My friend invited me to dinner at his home and then ambushed me with a Cutco Knives presentation.

"My friend sneak pooped me into listening to a multi-level sales pitch."

by Idaho Tough September 27, 2013

poop coma

when you take a dump that requires so much effort that upon leaving your bowels you fall into a coma.

Barry: did you here about what happened to Chris?

Tom: No, what happened to him?

Barry: He went into a poop coma and is still in the hospital.

Tom: Again! that's the second time this month.

by goomspice November 26, 2010

Pepper the poop

To ruin something fun for someone else.

"The disgusting dog just swallowed an entire turd in one gulp. I am going to pepper the poop."

See also peppering the poop and peppered the poop.

by Lunazen November 19, 2010