by ButtPiratesAnonymous July 27, 2019
by Wokey March 11, 2019
by aalh July 28, 2011
When you try to shed some timber and a colleague or family member asks if you fancy some cake or any other heart attack inducing snacks.
(man 1.) My healthy eating plan was going so well before some stupid cow in the office waddled in, armed with some of the finest cakes ive ever seen... i snaffled the lot...
(Man 2.) damn bitch, what a f*cking diet pirate!!
(Man 2.) damn bitch, what a f*cking diet pirate!!
by KungFuDangerous October 08, 2009
by babypiratesnapchat2 January 09, 2023
pixel pirate is a sweaty cunt
by urtis July 21, 2016
A comical sex act in which a man getting a blowjob shoots his load into a woman's eye, causing her to reach up and cover her eye like a patch. He then kicks her in the shin causing her to hop on one leg and scream arggggg!
She didn't want to swallow, so I pulled out and hit her in the eye. I kicked her shin, so while she was one leg, yelling, with one eye covered, she looked like a crippled pirate.
by Tuxedokitty July 22, 2013