Crippled Pirate

A comical sex act in which a man getting a blowjob shoots his load into a woman's eye, causing her to reach up and cover her eye like a patch. He then kicks her in the shin causing her to hop on one leg and scream arggggg!

She didn't want to swallow, so I pulled out and hit her in the eye. I kicked her shin, so while she was one leg, yelling, with one eye covered, she looked like a crippled pirate.

by Tuxedokitty August 30, 2013

cherry pirate

A man who steals young girls virginities.

the man was known to be the cause of a girl losing virginity; he was a cherry pirate.

by evan..................... June 17, 2012

Golf Pirate

When someone hooks their shot every single time.

"Did you see that golf pirate at the course today?", "Yea, he was turrrrible...."

by Jeremy Guy 123 January 1, 2012

Auto Pirate

To automatically Pirate files using an RSS or similar feeds in uTorrent or similar Torrent programs.

All my favorite shows are set to Auto Pirate.

by Message.Man1 July 10, 2011

status pirate

Someone that rampantly repost the statuses of others instead of creating their own.

We started calling Jimmy "Echo" cuz he's such a status pirate.

by aalh July 28, 2011

Surprised Pirate

A surprised pirate is where someone is giving a guy a blowjob and he cums in their mouth without saying anything, the person then gets angry and spits the cum in his eye and kicks his leg making him into a surprised pirate. Also known as a reverse angry pirate or a rap for short.

"Dude I was getting a blowjob from her and I came and she made me a surprised pirate. My eye still burns and my leg is bruised."

by sniperoo September 13, 2011

Vaseline pirate

Someone so addicted to Vaseline, they'll use it for anything and everything

I'm a real Vaseline pirate, I'll even use it at school.

by babypiratesnapchat2 January 8, 2023