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Pimp Stain

The act of using your bottom bitches underwear to wipe your anus clean and then making her wear them on her midnight rounds.
Also can be used in rocky marriages or after one night stands.
I ran out of toilet paper so I gave you a pimp stain, put these on.
by JeffersonM43 November 19, 2010
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Man Pimp

A man pimp is a heterosexual male who finds himself always talking to dudes. These dudes aren't his freinds but rather random guys in the bar or party. This could be due to a fear of talking to women or the girl to guy ratio in Man Diego.
Dude, all we do at the bar is talk to guys. We are such man pimps.
by Jemaine Hoffmann December 3, 2007
mugGet the Man Pimpmug.

pimp handles

Hoop earings so large that one can easily grab them and deliver a sharp yank, stopping the wearer in their tracks.
I say, take a gander at the pimp handles on yonder prostitute.
by DJ Silly Hat March 24, 2008
mugGet the pimp handlesmug.

welfare pimp

A man that lives off of women with public assistance
You laying up in that lady house not paying any bills living off of food stamps n housing you a welfare Pimp
by Shanaia September 17, 2018
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Pimp Captain

A Pimp Captain is someone so bad-ass, he not only pimps the hoes, he pimps the pimps.
There are a number of ways to become a Pimp Captain. For example, if you moon walk on your knees, back-hand a pimp three times consecutively, hire your wife as your hoe then divorce her but keep her as your hoe, etc.
by Officer Jimmy December 29, 2010
mugGet the Pimp Captainmug.

pimp-team

Yo man, if we don't pay them ho's, a pimp-team is gonna show up and tax our ass...
by trickydicksdickdiggindevils420 January 23, 2009
mugGet the pimp-teammug.

pimp scrum

When 2 or more pimps battle over who gets to manage one of their 'employees.' These interactions are often in public (on the corner), heated, with the pimps in close proximity to each other, and might even result in an altercation, a la a rugby 'scrum.'
Did you see the pimp scrum last night?! There must have been at least 3 pimps battling out on the corner about who gets to manage Trixie. I bet her price just shot up!

OR

The way they were fighting over the popcorn in the kitchen, it was like a pimp scrum.
by bambalou December 23, 2010
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