peanut butter snail

The tiny dingleberry after you wipe that just wont leave, but leaves a trail.

Ex. "Sometimes when I wipe, I'll wipe and i'll wipe and i'll wipe, a hundred times. Still poop . Still poop. It's like i'm wiping a marker or something." - Andy;The Office

Dammit Tom, I keep wiping but I swear I have a peanut butter snail down there!

by Clam_Jam September 9, 2016

Penutss

all peanuts put together.

"can i have some penutss?"
"yeah, theres alot of peanuts in this penutss"

by truestuffman July 25, 2016

Peanut Butter 69

This is when you have to put a whole tub's worth of peanut butter inside her vagina. When that is complete, squeeze some of it out and then begin to 69.

"After hearing about this move, my partner's vagina is still full of peanut butter"

Have you ever heard of this move called the "Peanut Butter 69"?

by Master Of Pokémon June 8, 2016

Peanut

A person that gets so roasted, they become salty, like a peanut. the perfect metaphor.

"I roasted him so hard he was a peanut

by Roastmastah December 29, 2016

peanut basket

it's peanuts within a basket you disgusting fuck.

aye yo tony, you got them peanut baskets?

by Mrbananagurd January 18, 2017

peanutbutter-popsicle

A game between two people with penises. Each person covers their penis in peanut butter. Using their respective mouths, they must clean their opponent's penis of peanut butter. The first person to fully clean their opponent's penis is the winner.

"Dan ejaculated in my mouth during our game of peanutbutter-popsicle. Do you think he might be gay?"

by DanielleBananielle April 23, 2018

PeeButt Butter

That last foamy, slimy, sticky blot of juicy shit around the dirt hole that smears on toilet paper after an unforgiving explosive bout of liquid diarrhea.

I had to wash my hands when the peebutt butter went through the toilet paper...as usual.

by RatchetRoyce November 10, 2017