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Bugs+ Parental Controls

Bugs+ tool for parents to restrict features
by Ben Griffiths August 30, 2025
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Asian Parents

Generally Parents which are East Asian which

A: Force you to get an A- at minimum or 95%/100%
B: Force you to get a Job which only allows people from Harvard or Oxford University and requires an A minimum

C: Give you Haircuts when you want the complete opposite
D: Can’t take a proper joke
E: Against Western Media and Apps
F: Make you learn Piano and have Extra Tuitioning
G: Very Strict
H: Cheapskates
I: They very clearly have Anger Problems

J: They don’t care if you have a learning disability unless if it’s a physical disability
K: You can’t be angry at them
Asian Kid: MUMMMM, I got a C+/65%

Asian Parents: OMFGGG, I SAID YOU MUST GET A OR ABOVE THEN I WILL BE OKAY
Asian Kid: But the teacher said it was good and I passed and in USA you can get lots of jobs with a C
Asian Parent: STFU, YOU WILL GET A JOB WHICH REQUIRES AN A MINIMUM FROM HARVARD
Asian Kid: But mum, I don’t want to go to Harvard
Asian Parent: JUST STFU, ITS ALL THIS WESTERN MEDIA AND TECH, YOU GETTING EXTRA TUITION
15 years later…….
Asian Kid: Mum you see I’m living a great happy life and I got a C
Asian Parent: WELL ITS NOT A RICH LIFE, GO BACK TO UNIVERSITY NOW OR I WILL SUE YOU
by Chi-Ku Fei May 30, 2021
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Your Parents

This is a noun used for indicating where your parents are at. This could be used for instances like:
“Hey, where are your parents? Did they go to get the milk again?
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parents hail from Canada

The author of this definition asserts that his parents hail from Canada.
by Bad C dev November 19, 2024
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Pre parental anxiety

When the thought of having children scares you because of the multitude of problems that could occur from the timeline of their birth to adulthood.
Spouse: want to have kids?
Me: Umm...sure.
Spouse: are those tears of joy?
Me: no tears of anxiety. What if something goes wrong?
Spouse: thats called pre parental anxiety. I understand.
by Mister Crapaud March 6, 2024
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Parents

An annoying mother ass fucker yelling at you all the time. You cant ever get a break :)
Parent:JIMMY CLOSE YOUR GOD DAMN DOOR
*Kid*:Closes
-1 minute later...
Parents:COME DO THE DIRTY ASS DISHES JIMMY
by Dumb@ssbıtch😩 June 23, 2021
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