by rkecyrus23221 August 24, 2023
by HoonDingalicious March 31, 2020
by Fatcock30897 March 16, 2022
Papa Russell is a hunk of an alpha male. Never fails to make you feel scared in his presence as his huge figure mocks you! Papa Russell is a cruel but fair master and will be very kind, loyal, and generous to anyone he finds easily dominated! His sexual prowess engulfs anyone he encounters while his beard will entice you. His majestic beard is sure to show his feral side making it clear to everyone who he thinks is boss. If Papa Russell doesn't have a beard he better hope he has some massive muscles to make up for it!
Papa Russell is sure he will bless your life, and he might... if he doesn't drive you away with his perceived manliness.
Papa Russell is sure he will bless your life, and he might... if he doesn't drive you away with his perceived manliness.
Beta male 1: WOW! Is that Papa Russell?
Beta male 2: Holy shit, I think it is Papa Russell!
Beta male 1: Dude, how are we ever going to pull any big bunda double thiccie goth bazoonga bitchez with that sexual beast to compete with?
Beta male 2: come on man, let's go talk to him!
Beta male 1: No! Are you crazy? Look at his beard! It's so majestic!
Beta male 2: Yeah, I guess you're right. Come on, let's just go to another party and hope our masculinities are still intact.
Beta male 2: Holy shit, I think it is Papa Russell!
Beta male 1: Dude, how are we ever going to pull any big bunda double thiccie goth bazoonga bitchez with that sexual beast to compete with?
Beta male 2: come on man, let's go talk to him!
Beta male 1: No! Are you crazy? Look at his beard! It's so majestic!
Beta male 2: Yeah, I guess you're right. Come on, let's just go to another party and hope our masculinities are still intact.
by English man words May 06, 2021
"Hi, I'm very sorry but I will not be able to make it in today as I have had a an upset stomach"
Boss; "Daymn son, what did you eat?"
"Marmite Scrolls from Papa's Piss!"
Boss; "Daymn son, what did you eat?"
"Marmite Scrolls from Papa's Piss!"
by Jack Spank9049 April 25, 2023
not again
by keijititstuesday August 05, 2021
The father of the rat pack. He makes many dad jokes and terrible puns. The sad thing is that he is the real joke. He cares for his rat pack and loves his cats. He sends many memes about his cats on Snapchat, but will most likely leave you on open. Papa Rat loves chocolate. He considers chocolate a food group and will go get some lettuce to snack on, but the lettuce always ends up starting like chocolate. Papa Rat also has an unhealthy obsession with cars. He likes to drive his car and swerve it around while Mama Rat is in the car. Papa Rat loves to have a good time and can be somewhat immature but is also very knowledgeable (especially about science fiction stuff). Everyone loves Papa Rat.
by plain ramen noodles September 11, 2018