lily padding

When a digestively unstable person places down pre-deuce tp to catch their handiwork above the water to leave for all to see.

we have a secret office cretan lily padding the office toilet every morning at 7am to let everyone know whos boss.

by thevictim1 March 10, 2025

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plastic paddy

Once strictly used by people from Ireland to describe people from abroad who claim Irish ancestry, this term has been appropriated by Irish Americans who are tired of green beer, shamrocks in Guinness, and the "everyone is Irish on St. Patrick's Day" mentality. Plastic paddies can claim no Irish ancestry, have only a superficial knowledge of Irish and Irish-American history, and use St. Patrick's Day as an excuse to drink excessively. They genuinely believe that the Irish in America were lower than slaves, despite ample evidence to the contrary.

Only a plastic paddy would wear those stupid shamrock beads.

by sillymittens March 16, 2025

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Om Paddle

A man whose family comes from Gujarat and is very direct with his words and advice, but it all comes from a place of love no matter how insulting it may sound. Om Paddle, as a Gujarat, is extremely cost-efficient with his funds, making sure no bit of currency is wasted. A very dedicated man who will pursue his goals without letting anything get in his way or distract him. Paddle is also very good at playing mobile games and loves the homies' meats.

Person 1: Have you seen Om Paddle?
Person 2: Yeah, he was negotiating with a sales rep over the last dollars of a down payment for his car.

by FlashedMoth June 5, 2025

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Boat paddle

A person that like to stir up shit for the fun of it

John is being a boat paddle towards his friends

by anonymous June 15, 2025

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Tuskegee Paddleboard

When your partner is on their hands and knees, and you sit on their back and insert foreign items (Hairbrushes, broomsticks, paddles handles) into their anus

“That bitch was digging the Tuskegee Paddleboard”

by SullyIsABitch October 15, 2025

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