God damn it Jarvis, quit actin’ like an old lady playin’ squat tag in an asparagus patch and get movin.’
by Don’tbelievethehype August 1, 2020
Get the Old lady playin’ squat tag in an asparagus patchmug. A hairy vagina.
by hottestbitchtowalktheearth9 March 10, 2012
Get the Sasquatch Patchmug. It is the portion of a vehicle's tire that is in actual contact with the road surface. It is most commonly used in the discussion of pneumatic tires, (i.e. pressurized tires), where the term is strictly used to describe the portion of the tire’s tread that touches the road surface. The term footprint is used almost synonymously.
by Known-Unknown December 20, 2009
Get the Contact Patchmug. by Rizz queen June 17, 2023
Get the Sour Patch Kidsmug. Patches the cat is a fucking beauty. He can take multiple cocks at the same time without missing a beat because he is a savage of the highest degree.
Patches the cat is the greatest of all time. He can't be stopped. His only weakness is a tight Justin bum.
by SaviorofThePatchy February 22, 2021
Get the Patches the catmug. 
Referring to all social media picture posts as LAME.
General from someone who doesn't use social media and thinks it is a joke, government policing system.
Basically, Say social media posts are for the grossest of people.
General from someone who doesn't use social media and thinks it is a joke, government policing system.
Basically, Say social media posts are for the grossest of people.
FPatch, F-Patch, FPatched, F-Patched
F-Patched Oh, I scooped that girl/guy off of Tinder and they FPatched me all over their Instagram and FFB the day after our connection.
FPatch my nuts on your accounts, Baby!
I was F-Patched at my cousin's wedding and my mom will not stop sharing it with everyone.
Yeah, we can F-Patch the video, no faces though....
F-Patched Oh, I scooped that girl/guy off of Tinder and they FPatched me all over their Instagram and FFB the day after our connection.
FPatch my nuts on your accounts, Baby!
I was F-Patched at my cousin's wedding and my mom will not stop sharing it with everyone.
Yeah, we can F-Patch the video, no faces though....
by FPatch Smeites Bonetown urban August 11, 2022
Get the FPatch, F-Patch, FPatched, F-Patchedmug.