poking device

When a man is spooning his partner and ends up poking them in the back with his poking device (erect penis) - whether on purpose or by accident.

I can feel your poking device. Poke me with it.

by surprise shark January 26, 2025

poke

To send a meaningless message to someone in order to notify them that you're waiting for an answer if they're being inactive. This used to be a feature in live messengers (i.e. WLM) before they fell out of style

1: "Yeah, looks like the meeting's been rescheduled."
2: "Ah. When is it now?"
(silence for like 30 minutes)
2: "Poke"
1: "SHIT I thought I pressed enter"
1: "It's at 2:30"

by FyterX July 25, 2023

Poke-Man

What dads and moms called Pokemon in the 1990's.

Pronounced: Poke Man, not Pokee Man

Dad: Son, why are you always playing with those damn Poke-Man cards. In my day we played with sports cards.
Son: Dad you cant play with sports cards. They were purely collectibles and had no game associated with them.
Dad: Oh so football isnt a game? Youre 10, go get a job you little bastard. I'm not even your real father. Bet you wouldn't have guessed that.

by ImGoingToPre April 19, 2021

Side Poke

To violently strike or attack an individual when they’re not looking. Similar to a sucker punch.

Person 1 : “I heard ur cuzzin Marlin got beat up last night at that bonfire?”

Person 2 : “Nah bro Marlin got side poked by a couple of da boys, hey. They hit ‘em wit a 3 piece bro.”

Person 1 : “For real hey?”

Person 2 : “Yeah bro, one second your wit ur cuzzins havin a good time, next thing ya know you’re gettin side poked wit da tree piece. He was lickin boots hey.”

by anonymous April 21, 2023

poke-a-tunnel

The result of a rapid/long lasting facebook poke war

Warning: HIGHLY CONTAGIOUS
Symptoms: Broken key board, broken/damaged finger, crushed spirit, loss of friendship
Extreme Symptoms: Death

Person 1: Hey man, what ever happened to our poke war?

Person 2: Don't you remember? I got poke-a-tunnel. Please, let's not go there again.

Person 1: ... bummer.

Person 2: (receives poke notification) ... dick..

by fury of a taco September 1, 2011

Poke

A sharp and quick stab with your finger. Usually used as self-defense but IMO not the most effective.

“My big brother poked me when I took his phone. I had to apologize to him.”

by Hickory Bush September 3, 2020

Poke

When you've been drinking beer with your friends and you go outside to Pee and Smoke.

"It's about time for a poke break"

"I'm going to poke, I'll be right back."

by Tbro91 June 26, 2016