Oven Smash

The act of aggressively fucking an oven until your cock turns red

“I love doing a good old fashioned oven smash”

by BAKA BOY ʕ•ᴥ•ʔʕ•ᴥ•ʔ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)UWU September 27, 2021

rat in the oven

A rat in the oven. Very nice and crispy. Recommended with a side of long necked zebra juice freshly squeezed. Cook for 6 minutes only, any longer, even one second longer, means that the roast rat will go off and you will be left hungry.

‘ Hey, I heard we could get fried rat here’
“ Oh yes, we did have some but our crappy cook left it on for one second too long and it went off’
‘Ah’

Definition of rat in the oven: A rat that is being freshly baked in pastry, sausage, roast cucumber or chopped up in soup or salad.

by Flyingteakettle July 24, 2021

ovenable

A food that can be cooked in the oven , either gas or electic. Any product that can be cured or cooked in an oven such as playdough / pre-pared takeaway meals.

Te boy asked his mother " Hey mum is this ovenable as he held up a supermarket single serve plastic wrapped saugage roll"

by Cookeroo July 24, 2021

Oven

A guy who is super bad. Plays hypickle and is also really bad at that.

Stop being an Oven.

by Ovenisbad July 31, 2021

Dutch Oven Blaster

When you’re alone farting under a blanket but then someone lifts up the blanket and gets blasted in the face by your stench

“Man, I was letting them rip in bed last night and then Brent tried to get under the covers and got hit so hard by my Dutch Oven Blaster that he gagged!”

by Gilbra DeCaturd September 3, 2021

Easy bake oven

Quicker then the Dutch oven fart in you hand and cover her nose while she’s sleeping

I didn’t have time to Dutch oven her so I use easy bake oven method instead

by Yosiph July 10, 2021

Oven sex

oven sex is when you crank up the heat on the oven and you get a douche (lubed up) and you leave it in there for the douche to melt and you get your doctor to pull it out and you shit everywhere.

Lady: oh no, I’m about to have oven sex

by Eat me 12355 August 8, 2022