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A Little Canadian Oven

"A canadian oven is a guy who jacks off in kleenex, socks, toilet paper and his pants. It has been reported that he has been doing this since 7 years old."
I have a friend who is a little canadian oven
by Kindaspooky July 2, 2022
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French Oven

Like a dutch oven but you stay under the sheets french kissing your significant other and pressing your nose to your significant other's cheek so that you don't smell your fabrication.
Yesterday I gave my gf a french oven. She did not like it.
by Joelito69 January 25, 2021
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oven mitt titties

Titties that look like an oven mitt filled with 1/2 cup of water. Long and saggy in proportion unfilled burned with tips.Also known as chopper tits.
Those titties look nice but their oven mitt titties! Hang to her ancles.
by Punchcut February 23, 2017
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dutch oven knobber

Eat a good Mexican meal, the hotter the better. That night when your woman has the covers over her body and is giving you a blow job. Fart and grab the covers to put over her head. See how long you can hold her under.
Last night I gave my ol lady a 10 second Dutch Oven Knobber
by MultiStateUpperdecker March 20, 2019
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cold oven

Dude1: Dude put the pizza in the oven at 20° for 470 minutes.
Dude2: You mean the cold oven.
by NotoriousCraig May 17, 2018
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new york oven

A form of the Dutch oven only in an elevator full of people instead of a bed with your significant other
I created a New York oven in the elevator on my way to my meeting, needless to say everyone in that elevator thinks less of me to this day
by Ultraman Nexus August 10, 2020
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Oven

A guy who is super bad. Plays hypickle and is also really bad at that.
Stop being an Oven.
by Ovenisbad July 31, 2021
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