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pulling a morrison

the act of making a foolish, ill conceived plan and following through with it anyways. Pulling a Morrison usually results in widespread failure and humiliation.
Mike: Did you hear what John did yesterday?

Friendship Gnome: What did he do?

Mike: After unsuccessfully trying to urinate in a cup, in a moving vehicle, he decided the best idea was to hang the soiled pants outside the window to dry.

Friendship Gnome: Did it work?

Mike: Well considering it was the middle of night and they were driving on a freeway, no it did not. Rejecting the advice of his friends, he ended up with pants that were not only wet, but also extremely cold.

Friendship Gnome: Thats just like him, always pulling a morrison.
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pulling a miriam

when you make plans in advance and then cancel last minute.
Roni: hey you ready for the hookah bar?

Mike: Nah i can't come man i gotta do something

Roni: Why you pulling a Miriam?
by nycboy April 21, 2011
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Pulling a Schofield

To "Pull a Schofield", one has to take complete disregard for others feelings - especially close friends and family - in order to facilitate personal gain...thus screwing over your mates

A slight twist on this is the remark "classic schofield" where someone points out that someone has pulled a schofield, and another responds with "classic schofield" this is multi purpose
Will was caught 'Pulling a Schofield' this morning when he told Tom about Tims secret of cracking onto Toms sister. Tim had told him this in strict confidence.

Nikesh found out that Will had 'Pulled a Schofield' when he contacted his account to find out that Will had added himself to their suppliers list instead. Nik found this odd as they were good friends and colleagues.

Tim found Will cracking onto his mum while he was out of the room. He told Mike about this who responded 'Classic Schofield'
by Wills mum September 20, 2012
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Pulling A Caleb

When you fuck up something that's hard to fuck up.
Chris was really "pulling a Caleb" when he could barely walk across the room without falling over.
by To Pull A Caleb January 28, 2017
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to pull a jake

verb; to act or behave like a retard in more than one way
to pull a jake: "Man, I got banned on LS-RP for sharing my account. I pulled a jake..."
by gundus September 19, 2016
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Pulled a Shlomo

Did you see Jerry he just pulled a Shlomo out there
by Mangathings March 20, 2023
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Pulling a sen

Pulling a sen is a temporary lapse in attention that normally results in an embarrassing incident. This can happen anywhere at any time. Normally occurring in internet chat rooms or multiplayer games. It can also happen while driving or other various physical activities.
A driver veers off the normal path while waving to get the attention of another driver and almost crashes. The driver of that car was just "pulling a sen".
by PDSKYPE June 23, 2009
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