Steve Job

Like a boob job, but in a turtleneck.

The surest way to seduce an Apple fanboy is to offer them a Steve Job.

by Pokommando April 17, 2021

Steve-O

A pretty cool , goofy, smart, funny, charming, friend you could ever ask for. From Stayton Oregon. He can ride a BMX bike like a pro despite being legally blind. He will fall in love quickly , take care of you at all costs, and be your main side kick when ever you need him. He's an all around awesome dude!

Guy #1- "Steve-O can't see shit, how the f$#k does he ride his BMX bike so well?"

Guy #2- " idk but I'm kinda jealous of him!"

by F$ckaround&f$nd@ut October 9, 2023

Steve Lucked

when you buy something then find someone else that is willing to pay you A LOT more that what you paid.

I just STEVE LUCKED this house I'm living in, going to go buy another house and a new Ferrari 812.

by JobLIngo February 27, 2023

Steve Stevens

Best guitarist in the world. Uses techniques no other has. Thats not a fucking wig on his head. has the best guitar solos on planet earth. Did I mention hes the guitarist for Billy Idol and has played for Michael Jackson?

"Steve Stevens played the "eyes without a face" riff "

by SteveStevens February 25, 2021

Steve kerr

the man who name his son nick, I think we know why.

Steve Kerr SCORES THE TWO!!! GIVES CHICAGO THE LEAD!!!

by namingrandomshitifindinthisweb October 31, 2023

Steve's Law

Any debate of any minority in the public eye, will eventually lead to the person with an opposing opinion being labeled as anti-minority (e.g. racist, feminist) by the person that can't backup their opinion outside of feelings.

Me: You know, I really don't like the affordable care act, I'd prefer to have an actual choice in my health care.
You: But the affordable care act provides healthcare to millions of people.
Me: Well, most of those were people already enrolled in medicare programs. Do you know how many people have lost health care or have had increased premiums as a result of Affordable Care laws?
You: You're just a racist.
Me: You've invoked Steve's Law and have forfeited the argument.

by McSteve May 15, 2015

bald steve

Used to describe a ball sack with no pubes. Naturally no hair or shaven.

"Did you see James' junk when Ben pulled his pants down?"

"Yeh haha he's got a Bald Steve"

by Qmwnebrvtcyxizoapsldkfjgh November 16, 2016