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Visca Nut

Daniel: “did you like Master and Commander?”
Paul: “oh my god it was so amazing...best film”
Daniel: “visca nut”
by fckingrusselcrowe June 19, 2018
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Nut Flu

Any condition that directly impacts the overall health and well-being of ones testicles. Symptoms include sensation of severe blue balls but it’s most likely fatal.
No homo bro, but did you hear about my homie’s balls?

Yeah, he got the Nut Flu.
by Professor Nuts October 21, 2019
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Nut intern

The name for a girl who you're teaching to handle your balls appropriately. A ball handling virgin.
"I had this super cool milf last night that I made my nut intern" "nut interns are the best because they believe anything"
by Mamasdrunk March 30, 2015
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nut panther

Southwestern Ontario term for a black squirrel.
by Dr. Bacon August 9, 2017
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Nut Jumbler

A particularly perplexing and confusing circumstance. A situation that boggles the mind. A "head-scratcher", often unexpected; an odd occurrence suddenly made apparent.
Chuckford: "I was getting ready to take it home with that girl from the bar, when she slung a rod out of her britches bigger than mine!"

Rastafarian Billy: "What a nut jumbler! I can easily see how that would perplex anyone in a similar scenario!"

Chuckford: "Word. What a way to spend a Tuesday."
by Defin-ite July 15, 2022
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Rooster Nuts

A very low hanging scrotum so low the testicles are nearly sat on constantly
Damn your brothers rooster nuts are hanging out of his shorts.
by M T Cross March 10, 2015
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Smelly Nuts

Tom's dad has some Smelly Nuts
by HassanChop October 29, 2018
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