Also known as the "check cashin' cawd," this is the only form of payment available to persons who have destroyed their credit history by purchasing far too much alcohol and/or car stereo equipment on their first (and only) credit card. You can spot such persons by either a prominent mullet or lazy eyes caused by excessive crack abuse. The largest concentrations are found on the Eastern Seaboard and reside in Newark, Philadelphia, Jacksonville, and especially Atlanta. All of these persons are in need of rental vehicles as all of theirs are either on blocks or have been repossessed by the state.
by Angry Man October 20, 2003
by milkaby December 27, 2020
Guy: "Hey man, wanna come to the club and pick up some bitches?" Other guy: "naaa, I'm gonna hang out with my bro and play magic tonight."
Girl: "oh that guy is kinda cute, do you think he has a girlfriend?" Other girl: "I don't think he does, I saw him playing with magic cards the other day."
"Yo man, have you got a condom?" "No, but I've got a hard deck of magic cards."
Girl: "oh that guy is kinda cute, do you think he has a girlfriend?" Other girl: "I don't think he does, I saw him playing with magic cards the other day."
"Yo man, have you got a condom?" "No, but I've got a hard deck of magic cards."
by Bevroren eend October 28, 2021
The act of playing a game of cards on a females back while doing her doggy style. Types of games include but not limited to: klondike, war, go fish, uno, black Jack, 5 card stud or old maid!
Mac: what did you do last night?
Jarvis: yo son, check it. I was doing this gurl doggie style last night and we was drunk as hell!!
Mac: oh yeah how was that?
Jarvis: she wasnt enjoying it as much as me. So to top it off I card-dogged her! Had a wicked game of WAR goin till she jumped up!! Haha!
Mac: wait... you were playing war by yourself??
Jarvis: yo son, check it. I was doing this gurl doggie style last night and we was drunk as hell!!
Mac: oh yeah how was that?
Jarvis: she wasnt enjoying it as much as me. So to top it off I card-dogged her! Had a wicked game of WAR goin till she jumped up!! Haha!
Mac: wait... you were playing war by yourself??
by C-bear84 September 07, 2010
James: the date was great man, she was really close to me the whole time
Mark: Did you kiss her?
James: no
Mark: you totally missed your cue card!
Mark: Did you kiss her?
James: no
Mark: you totally missed your cue card!
by poonslaya August 23, 2014
What you have to buy and send, usually after December 25, when you receive Christmas Cards from people you'd have crossed off your list because they would not have sent you greetings last year.
by Anthonia December 27, 2007
Very similar to a V Card that one surrenders upon loosing ones virginity this is a military term for new recruits who masturbate for the first time while on a military exercise.
by Angus McCracken January 25, 2020