comfort coding

After a long coding session with your awful superior at work, you start coding complete sense-numbing shit instead of eating twinkies.

In other words: coding to avoid comfort food.

My Superior: "Move this 5 px right. Color this blue. Center the text. Align the text right. No, center. Update AWS settings, wait, don't, color the previous thing green. why did you not update AWS settings?"

Me, the moment he leaves me the fuck alone:
*Splits random css files into smaller ones for 2 hours*
*COMFORT CODING*

by Roeefl December 27, 2017

code 9000

Explosive diarrhea. Liquid coming out of your ass every ten minutes. To the point where you have to carry around a roll of toilet paper and an extra pair of shorts with you in case something happens.

Hey where's Carl? I heard he has a case of code 9000.

by Dracocarl April 6, 2017

code: gn

Code Gay Nut, a sperm term for when they realize they're in an anus instead of a pussy, basically means abort mission

Sperm 1: Where the hell are we?
Sperm 2: Ahhhh code: gn where in a guys asshole!!!!!
#gayanaldoublepenetration
#nohomo
#rainbow420
#noprotection
#Putitinthebutt
#Gay

by Big Daddy Bitch 500 April 25, 2017

Ex code

Where unless your best friends with your ex, you can't ask them personal things about them after you break up

girl one- will you ask jimmy who he likes? Girl two- ask him yourself! Girl one- NO!!! That's against ex code

by Fluffy bunny o2 July 5, 2017

exploit code

A code or script which benifits the hacker.
It takes advantages of vulnerabilities in a program/network/system to penetrate (hack) into the system.

Elliot wrote the exploit code which disabled the firewall for a few minutes

by @DarkAnalyser May 4, 2018

code real

Something that is beyond real.

It’s code real!

Dayum! Did that just happen?

That shit was code real!

by Sevoguy November 2, 2019

Bro code

Honored among bros, the obvious rules among bros, or guys in general.
Bro Code

#1 Sisters are off limits

#2 Exes are off limits

#3 If a guy is chasing a girl, let him have her

#4 Do not in any way, be that guy

#5 You always watch the game
#6 do not and I mean DO NOT fight with the other boys

That’s the bro code thank you

by Hi ur the best November 11, 2020