ninja mouse

A term to describe a person who has the ability to sneak out of tight situations requiring the utmost delicacy without a squeak.

Man! That chick slid out of my bed like a ninja mouse.

by BigPansy April 19, 2016

ninjas on the roof

impending doom

as soon as i walked in on Stacy and Jill and that 6 foot toedo, i knew there were ninjas on the roof! Phil would be pissed.

by freewilly23 January 18, 2009

Ninja Gifting

The Art of gifting an item to a friend or relative, by sneaking into their house and placing said item unwrapped among their personal belongings, in such a way they have no clue who gifted the item to them or where it came from. also can be referred to as Ghost Gifting.

I found a Venus statue in my room, I believe someone has been ninja gifting me while i was at work.

by Monroe space kraken-slayer January 30, 2012

Ninja Eyes

The act in which one uses the "Ninja Eye" to stealthy check out a female.

Only the masters know how to use the Ninja Eyes.

by blackbeltinninjaeyeism October 14, 2009

Ninja-Signing

When an author secretly signs his/her own books in a bookstore without the bookstore's knowledge.

Brandon Sanderson is ninja-signing books in airports.

by jackatthekilns November 10, 2009

Ninja bounce

To leave a room of people without saying goodbye. To leave unnoticed, like a ninja.

I was so tired at the party last night, I totally ninja bounced.

by WordsImakeup33 September 4, 2015

spasm ninja

Something you say when you've taken too many hallucinagins and intend to say something else, but unfortunately you have word salad.

Did I want some, ahh, spasm ninja.? Cam it onething.

by VICERN January 15, 2014