Alpha Nerd

The highest ranking member in a Nerd Herd. Usually the most intellectual, intelligent, awesome, and most far out nerd in the group.

Kristen: We must make a sacrifice to the Alpha Nerd!
Group: Yesss, sacrifice Ti-84 calculators and plastic dolls @_@

by TheDome August 25, 2009

nerdel

Nerdel n. - Similar to a nerdle. A nerdle is a combination of the words turtle and nerd. It is used to describe insecure nerdy perple who wear turtlenecks and scarves. They are often British, and usually have large circular glasses. In class, they sit in corners with their knees folded up to their chest and their books pulled close to their face.

Person 1: Man look at that quiet kid sitting over there in the corner.
Person 2: Ya he's wearing a turtleneck. Damn he's a nerdel.
Paerson 1: Ya man nerdel's suck.

by Non Nerdel November 6, 2005

nerd boning

The act of intense study of a particular subject, usually the night before an assignment is due in.

Derived from The Simpsons quote: "Well, if it isn't the leader of the weiner patrol, boning up on his nerd lessons".

John: Looks like we'll have to do some nerd boning for this test.

by Spoofnet November 20, 2007

Nerd

They created all the best stuff on the internet, including the internet itself. All the non nerds then came and ruined it.

"Fuck you, I'm a nerd!"

by Derpppppppp May 9, 2010

Caffe Nerd

This is the real name of a well known coffee shop, where like people meet.

Caffe Nerd must not be confused with Caffe Nero, a common misspelling.

by Den Keger May 8, 2006

psycho nerd

That socially inadequate guy at the party standing in the corner of the room pretending to be a hatstand and falling in love with the girl that is talking to just about anyone else but did day hello to him a while earlier.
A person who is intensely interested in a particular hobby, topic or person.
A person who is unaware that their behavior appears odd to others. If you told them so, they would not believe you. If you explained why, they would not understand. They think that innocent stalking is normal behavior that shows how much they love someone.

That Psycho Nerd follwed me to South America to proclaim his undying adoration for me. I only said hi to him at a party once.

by mdstblz February 14, 2006

military nerd

One who understands all or most of military slang
One who knows famous military battles by heart
Can tell you famous military leaders

will criticize military games for being unrealistic

military nerds will become mad when called "nerd" or "dork"

"all he reads is military books he must be a military nerd"

by UNSC LEADER June 2, 2008