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natural grease-fitting

Humorous term for a female's coochie, into which a male "injects" a special "lubricant" with his "grease gun".
The real reason dat many older ladies have so much problems with painful/creaky hip-joints is that they aren't "getting some" nearly so often as da younger chicks usually do --- all ladies' hip-joints need periodic "lubricating" from a guy's inserting his built-in "greasing tool" into the "natural grease-fitting" located between her legs.
by QuacksO December 29, 2018
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Natural selection

The act of doing something really stupid, and facing severe consequences because of it such as injury or worse.
Person 1: Dude, have you heard about Tom??? He broke his leg after he tried to use a skateboard on a a trampoline!

Person 2: Pfft, that's just natural selection to be honest.
by Rubelmans September 22, 2025
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natural disaster

When someone named adi Patel starts busting off to tom holland. The waves of cum will be so large , Shivams greatness pales in comparison to it.
An example of a natural disaster might be your local alien adi Patel busting off to Tom holland during computer science class in school
by Thegoatestshivam December 13, 2021
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Natural Selection

What happens to someone so stupid they don’t know what natural selection is.
Timmy ate a tide pod and fucking died cause of natural selection
by YourNiceStepBro May 18, 2021
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NATURAL OBVIATOR

Defecation is the ACT OF SHITTING and SHITTING is the ACT OF REMOVAL where SHIT IS OBVIATED as you might say FECES is the vehicle of the ASSHOLE which is a NATURAL OBVIATOR.

To be fair and equal our PISS is OBVIATED out also where the URETHA rejects the URINE held by the STORAGE UNIT BLADDER where that is the NATURAL OBVIATOR as it reaches capacity.

If you SHIT in your pants SHIT FUN occurs as you got lots of ENTROPY to deal with , great smells and here is the KEY the NATURAL OBVIATOR that drives everyone away and most have activated their powerful GUILT COMPLEX and yes ANAL ALAN even though I AM SHIT I still can't break the SOCIETY DISAPPROVAL OF SMELLING SHITTY.

When A JEWUSH HOMOSEXUAL PEDOPHILE SHITS OR PISSES HIS PANTS the NATURAL OBVIATOR is at work and the massive approval from everyone is overwhelming and they are all saying THE MORE THE MERRIER.
by BETE NOIRE ASSH0LE September 15, 2021
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Natural Whomp

When you bend over and hyper ventilate then stand up and hold your breath to replicate the effects of a whip-it
Bro we’re out of whip-its. Just do a natural whomp.
by Oreese November 16, 2025
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