Vanity Nacho

The most garnished, most coveted nachos on the plate. Typically found in the upper central region.

This plate is huge! I’m just going to focus on the vanity nachos.

by Jonezz Flamly October 22, 2020

Crispy nacho

Outstanding performer or teammate. Maintains form under pressure. The nacho that stays crispy when the others go soggy under the pile of guacamole cheese and sour cream.

May refer to particularly sexually desirable person.

In online games can be one who has narrowly missed a ban or other sanction by in game moderators. Doesn’t melt when the oven temperature is turned up.

Josh you crispy nacho! Player of the game.

I can’t wait to get my hands on that crispy nacho!

The mods could have got us all with their cheese but that crispy nacho didn’t go limp

by Sawtooth March 17, 2021

Reverse Nacho Supreme

Something you must ask CmanBrine to know about.

"Dam bro I'm boutta ask cman what a reverse nacho supreme is"

by That Bald Kid March 30, 2021

Soggy Nachos

The act of getting your face soaked from performing cunilingus on a really hairy girl and making her squirt.

Person 1- I got a plate of soggy nachos last night.

Person 2- What's that?
Person 1 - Well it's when you go down on her but shes hairy and she juices all over your face!
Person 2- Mmmmm I want Soggy Nachos!

by Ritrok March 31, 2021

Soggy Nacho

when you have sex and just before cumming laying flat on your back so you cum all over yourself and someone eats after it starts to harden and crust up but not entirely crusty so still soggy.

last night katie gave me a soggy nacho after i came

by jeffffffffffffffff June 13, 2021

Bloody Nachies

The time when you put nachos in a woman's vagina during her period.

''Hey babe, wanna go for some bloody nachies?''

by ~Straycat~ August 10, 2022

Zesty Nachos

Nachos that are unreasonably gay, said nachos also tend to be disgusting.

Robert: Hey Look at these!
Brandon: Wtf are those??
Robert: Zesty Nachos!
Brandon: Stay away from my family

by PEWPEWKILLEDYOU November 3, 2022