noah hopkins

An amazing male who has humor to go around, he is like a little Jesus that if you happen to see you will piss your self and your brain will explode into a rainbow

Wow is that Noah Hopkins *commence pissing*

by Ninjadonut12 February 29, 2016

Pull A Noah

When your friend says Brb, and never comes back

You and three friends are in a call
Noah: Brb
40 Minutes Later
You: Did he just pull a Noah
Friends: Yeah

by TTTbbbbbT May 15, 2018

Noah knees

When legs are exposed from the knees up while sitting due to shorts that are to short exposing milky white thighs.

Can you sit different? I'm distracked by your Noah knees.

by bearbutt luver February 20, 2011

Noah Benard

That Kinda Guy

Noah Benard the kinda guy to make onomatopoeia when he falls

by GoofyBug November 16, 2022

noah longo

The most fetching and hunky guy you'll find on this planet. Legend says his shaft is well above 19 inches long.

I pray to Noah Longo every day because I'm scared of his devilish weapon.

by user20475930475 February 10, 2023

Noah Maxwell

The worst person at making decisions from the slenderverse.

Noah : "Hey,lets go at the boardwalk where I found a faceless monster which is bullet proof and can teleport only to get a diary"

Noah from the future :"Hi,Noah Maxwell from the past"
Noah:"WHAT THE FUCK"

by HolaHola48 March 16, 2020

Bad Noah

Beware, Bad Noah appears at first sight to be a regular Noah. But don't be fooled, under intelligent caring persona he is a calculating philanderer.

Bad Noah will make sure you can't sit down the next day, and you'll still thank him for it.

Bad Noah will use every trick in the book to convince you that only you can save him from dispare.

Bad Noah has nailed every female you know. Even your Mum.

Debbie: I would let Bad Noah wreak me, and I'm not even ashamed.

by TheGoldenGlitch September 14, 2021