tit swing

an occupational change in government service. Going from one government job to another while proclaiming allegiance to the free market system.

He made a fat tit swing from being a district attorney to being a judge.

by wayne charming September 8, 2010

Ham Tits

When the tits are overly softened and tender(due to a man overly rubbing with oil in a circular motion) to the point they are red and sweaty and they feel and look like ham. It's your opinion if they taste like ham.

Mike gave Julie some Serious Ham tits! He was sad oil got on his mothers bed but he didn't care.

by Glittery Tits November 20, 2015

tit-eyes

n. A person (often a male) who takes photos at such an odd angle his look always comes out as staring at your breasts. Possibly the most awkward and uncomfortable photo to view because whichever you tilt the photo, he's there, gazing at them, usually with a weird little smile on his face.

Louise; I wanted to like Adam's photo but he had tit-eyes and it felt wrong.

Kelly; Oh my gosh, I know what you mean. You have a nice rack tho, so y wouldn't he stare?

Louise; Lol, you're so funny Kel.

Kelly; *internalised lesbian sigh*

by ksigirl139 September 10, 2014

Tits and Nipples

Something that is better then good. (gooder than good).

The description of a great idea.

derived by a cool guy from the U.S.A. that loves fishing. He likes building things too.

That bbq shack you built is Tits and Nipples.

by Just a Hillbilly from up North June 26, 2012

tit tortilla

sometimes, when you've got a big titted babe on her back..her tits sink down flat like tortillas! olé!

hey girl, this is aint no mexican restaurant! put away those tit tortillas!

by haruuur June 4, 2010

tit text

When you put your smartphone in your shirt pocket and your man teat sends a text message.

If you don't shut off your phone before you put it in your stupid button down clone shirt, you could be tit texting your asshole boss

by edsea9 November 12, 2011

Tits-Packed

When you're standing in line for a drink at a bar that's so crowded you unintentionally cop feels of people's tits that are passing by.

Bro, I'm in line and this place is tits-packed, but there's mad talent here bro.

by Spiraldown May 28, 2016