Car Insurance

Paying tax for your car

I just crashed my car, oh well good job I paid my car insurance when I wasn't skint because I wouldn't be able to pay for the damages now

by UltimateDoge November 11, 2022

Car Hoe

A person whom constantly changes lanes in an area of heavy traffic to gain a small decrease of time to their destination and inconvenience drivers.

That car hoe just changed lanes again!

by Jimbo Dohner July 23, 2020

swapping cars

When two men are balls deep in each others mouths swapping their cars. Quite literally my dick was a car and I was shoving (swapping) in and out of his mouth.

“Omg Ollie and Dereck were totally swapping cars after the concert.”
“Yeah dude, that was crazy”

by Swappingcars May 17, 2023

Corona Car

Auto dealers giving away cars like It’s tax season to everyone and they mama during Covid-19.

Girl, you don’t see all these ppl with new tags. That’s a Corona Car!

by 202to404 July 6, 2020

Car Boogers

The frozen slush crud that accumulates in wheel wells of cars during winter. Looks disgusting as snot and some people will try to kick it loose only to hurt their big toe.

Hey Jim , You got some nasty car boogers there. Maybe the car wash will get them off.

by G.Horus Alltree February 6, 2019

Devil Car

A car that is unnaturally fast for its age and specification's. Usually JDM cars and old Muscle cars. They sometimes have the tendency to get in multiple accidents.

James: I saw a Devil Car last night.

Mike: What?! No way! Those don't exist. They're just urban myths!

James: I'm telling you! It was too fast to be a normal car! It shot past me like a bullet! it had to be going over 200 mph!

by Kranes of Kekistan June 28, 2018

Car mackerel

A car mackerel is a whole mackerel that you've brought (preferably from your local fish monger) that remains in situ in your car. Said mackerel is used to slap pedestrians from the window of your moving car.

I saw this local homeless man as I was driving and gave him a slap with the car mackerel.

by Bad boy poo August 21, 2019