The 7th layer of hell (or Mississippi, for short) is a conservative police state with humidity, forests, obese people, cracked up roads with tons of potholes.
It has the worst healthcare, education, lowest life expectancy in the entire union.
The people in this state are extremely rude to you, unless you have a pocket full of cash.
Louisiana is grateful that that Mississippi exists, because now Louisiana doesn't have to take the spot for the worst state in the union.
It has the worst healthcare, education, lowest life expectancy in the entire union.
The people in this state are extremely rude to you, unless you have a pocket full of cash.
Louisiana is grateful that that Mississippi exists, because now Louisiana doesn't have to take the spot for the worst state in the union.
Man, thank God I'm not in that dump called Mississippi anymore. Thank goodness for places like California.
by ism_ist July 4, 2022
Get the Mississippimug. Joe, Jane, and Susan performed a Mississippi Snowball so that they weren’t in violation of the Mississippi “Conception Begins at Erection” Act.
by Mississippi Snowballer January 24, 2025
Get the Mississippi snowballmug. When you gather the boys around for a cold one and you take turns dipping your pecker into the neck of one (1) bottle of brew, the chap with the smallest wang, or the one whose Johnson touches said brew must chug the salty ale.
"Me and the 12 lads were taking turns with the Mississippi Dip and Jackson came up short and had to chug the whole thing"
"Good Times"
"Good Times"
by letsleavethisplanet December 17, 2019
Get the Mississippi Dipmug. by Spring lake cowman March 24, 2022
Get the Mississippi mudslidemug. by MississippiSlicker May 29, 2020
Get the mississippi slickermug. A distinguished sex act performed by a gentleman unto another. The recipient throws their legs over their head, while the gentleman assumes the piledriver position above them.
The gentleman enters anally, and after a time, yanks out his beauregard, drops his entire tobacco chew in their southern plantation, and then packs it in like he's loading an inferior Confederate firearm.
The gentleman enters anally, and after a time, yanks out his beauregard, drops his entire tobacco chew in their southern plantation, and then packs it in like he's loading an inferior Confederate firearm.
"Bless her heart, she's walking like her gentleman turned her Antebellum into a Mississippi Muzzleloader"
by PhatRob August 31, 2022
Get the Mississippi Muzzleloadermug. Toby: Paw why can’t I play with cousin Joey?
Paw: Why now lil Toby, Joey here’s a Mississippi Mud Pie!
Paw: Why now lil Toby, Joey here’s a Mississippi Mud Pie!
by Mc666999 December 23, 2018
Get the Mississippi Mud Piemug.