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Midg

1) The nasty crust that forms on the side of a person's lips when they eat Oreos.

2) A wiener that it so small it hurts people's feelings! (A derivative of midget).
That fat chick has midg mouth! I want to punch those crusties off her dirty, greasy face!

Also,

I hit that noob right in the balls... Then I realized that he a midg and I started to cry.
by ScibWriter July 19, 2009
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midget

a short, uqly, hyper, retarded lukin ho who likesz 2 run around actin tuff n startin shit wit ppl and who likesz 2 luk at quysz naked and take off their clothesz in da middle of da classroom and punch teachersz in da face.. sum1 who needsz 2 qet dey assz beat
"Damnnnn dat bitch isz a midget niqqer"
by [Yo Bitch] December 10, 2007
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Pirate Midget Extrodinaire

A person who has the talents of no other. Has a best friend, and is truly lucky to obtain her as one. Wears no eye patch, yet is one who is of a pirate. Is a midget, but not by definition. And most of all, extrodinairy! (Also referred to as PME)
Beckham: Hey there Pirate Midget Extrodinaire!
Pirate Midget Extrodinaire: I am lucky to have you as a best friend, Beckham.
by Peter Pan Loves Beckham December 25, 2008
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Midg

N. A person of small stature that is easily angered and will kill on command.

V. The action of knocking all the books out of a persons hand while pointing at them and laugh and in the process insulting their mother.
Midg, Midg 'im!

Haha. You got midged. Just like i midged your mom last night. *humping motion*
by The Angel Klaus May 4, 2004
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midget ninga

He lurks in the shadows.
He stalks through the alleys.
He hides under tables and chairs.
He is...THE MIDGET NINGA.

And he owns the night!
Hardened Criminal #1: Let us rob that old lady crossing the street.

Hardened Criminal #2: Look out! The Midget Ninga is here!

(the Midget Ninga mercilessly kicks their bollocks into next week)

Hardened Criminal #1: Ow! Now we shall be arrested, I suppose!

Hardened Criminal #2: Looks like!

(the police arrive and take them away)

Grateful Citizens: Thank you, Midget Ninga!
by Daviddd June 8, 2005
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midget

a QUEEN song that is sung by QUEEN of course
"it's a kind of midget"
by i hate u josh khan November 29, 2004
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midget mafia

to be on the midget mofia u have to be the biggest "littlest" fages in p-town....every1 in the mafia is 5'0 130 pounds or less..the members gang names r v4l, stanimal, n last but not least pretty boy..
the midget mafia wanted to fight me so i tied my arms behind my back so it would be n even fight..
the midget mafia tried to take my milk money cuz there bottles ran out..
by crizzzakie November 5, 2006
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