Porn Machine

Computer.

Yes, sir. I'll bring up the report in just a moment on my porn machine.

by LilithXIII May 20, 2011

Michigan Jackhammer

The act of having sex in the backseat of a car and having a friend drive down a Michigan road hitting as many potholes as possible

Lisa and I did the Michigan Jackhammer yesterday john drove...

by Detroit_Dinkleberg January 30, 2017

Michile

Michile is a female name. The famine version of Michael. Many people will pronounce it as me-Chile in in the country. She will be short, savage, hard to handle, a great person to vibe with, nice boobs, smart, cute/pretty, nice smile, adventurous and loves to try new things. If you ever come across a michile don’t be scared to ask her on a date she’ll end up being a great girlfriend

That girl michile is so short

by Oj. USA September 7, 2018

Michigan Muzzle Loader

When your giving it good to the ol' lady and throw in a big pinch of Grizzly wintergreen long cut for a few minutes, then you take it out and put it on her backdoor and shove it in with your penis.

My man gave me a Michigan muzzle loader last night and my butt is still a burning.

by Gnar Pete October 5, 2020

michigan rowboat

When a woman is sitting between two naked men and has a cock in each hand pretending to furiously row up stream on one of Michigan's beautiful scenic rivers.

It seems like the only time I get a Michigan Rowboat is during Guido and the Guy.

by IpNyurButt December 19, 2020

Michigan J Frogged

Whenever a certain problem or situation is happening but when you go to show someone else the problem or situation either fixes itself or stops happening. Comes from the Michigan J Frog cartoon where the singing frog will sing for the lone man but stops whenever he tells someone to check it out causing everyone to think he is crazy.

My fucking car just Michigan J Frogged me pretty bad. It was making these weird, loud sound all week long but when i went to take into the auto repair shop it stopped making that sound and it sounded just normal to the maintenance guy so i still don't know what's wrong with it.

by EggFuYungAtHeart January 25, 2022

Michigan Surfing

When someone from the Midwest goes to Florida for Spring Break and wades in 4 feet of water so they can jump on/into the waves

Friend 1: How was your trip to Florida for Spring Break?

Friend 2: Ope, it was great. We went to the beach and did some Michigan Surfing on the waves 🤙🏼

by Biglad412 March 15, 2022