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Mercy Relationship

Is a relationship that your family or friends feel you need in order to complete your life. They will set you up with numerous people in hopes you find that person who will bring order and stability to your life.
Chloe: I’m sick and tired of my mother and best friend constantly setting me up on blind dates.
Jessamine: I guess they believe you will be happy if you’re in a mercy relationship not single and alone.
by Starving Artist246 December 4, 2022
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21 march 2003

It’s the day BIG BOOTY BITCHES were born. If you’re born on this day you will get tired of every mf teacher at school and want to jump out of the window. But when you’re at home you will be the fricking best! Lovely person and always happy except at school ‘cause fack that shit
BEST FRICKING PERSON: Hi I’m born on 21 march 2003.
Person2: omg you’re a big booty bitch, nice
by ~ a big booty bitch October 6, 2020
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mad as a March hare

Crazy, insane. Refers to male hares' habit of leaping wildly about in March, their breeding season.
Calm down; you're acting mad as a March hare!
by Erin Catherine August 6, 2008
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March 13

this day is for all the Tibetan terriers out there! Celebrate National Tibetan Terrier day with your pup! they are amazing doggos and deserve to be recognized, so make this their day!
“Hey, what day is it today?” John asked Jon. Jon replies with, “well, it’s March 13, National Tibetan Terrier Day, of course!
by phat ho October 15, 2019
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mercy comment

A comment you leave on a blog that has no commments to make the writer feel like what they write has some value.
I gave my cousin a mercy comment on her blog since nobody reads it.
by ThomasM May 23, 2008
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March The Penguins

Masturbating, can also be called "Marching the Penguins."
Andrew went to march the penguins after seein that hot chick.
by assu March 15, 2010
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Mercy Stroke

The act of masturbating while your partner/future ex-girlfriend/boyfriend places their mouth at the base of your wang, causing your forceful masturbation to, at the same time pound her mouth with the top of your tightly wrapped fist.
Ken: "Dude, i think i just beat myself off and beat up my girlfriend at the same time while she was blowing me."
Reeyou: "That my friend is called a Mercy Stroke, you have Mercy Stroke immunity, don't worry"
*Ken and Reeyou hi-five while time stands still*
by 8butt April 30, 2014
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