Mainstream Media

A common form of worldwide brainwashing which influences weak-willed people across the globe and is committed to spreading propoganda and fake news. Whether they’re left-wing or right-wing, the rats in charge of these organizations are cowards who simply yearn to watch the world burn in order to make a quick buck.

Never trust them.

CNN: “I’M OFFENDED, HOW DARE YOU SPEAK YOUR OPINION.”

FOX NEWS: “IT’S NOT MAKING ME ENOUGH MONEY, SO IT HAS TO GO.”

Sane Individual: “Take all mainstream media gossip with a grain of salt and think for yourself. Always speak your mind (in an appropriate setting), and make a living doing what you love, —but remain humble and don’t be greedy.”

by TheSleeperThatHaunts October 28, 2020

medical patient

A "recreational" stoner who was able to acquire a medical marijuana recommendation by using the excuse of having some BS medical condition. The medical marijuana industry is made up of approximately 99% of these recreational users. They have also become the main connect for those who cannot acquire a medical marijuana recommendation.

Me: Yo, Javi. Bust out the bowlios.

Javi: If you are down to buy, I'm down to fly!

Me: For sure. Who's got bud?

Javi: I got the medical card now for a year cause I said the pain on my knee was too much, so I'm a medical patient now!

Me: Fuck it, let's go to the Fire Station.

Javi: I'll hit up Willy.

Me: Nah, too many lungs.....

by Alvarex March 25, 2011

State run media

Any network that is more interested in protecting a political administration than actually reporting the real/actual/full news. They will often decline to report any bad things these administrations do in order to make them look better than they actually are. The state-run media consists of the news networks of Fox News, Breitbart, Info Wars, and their affiliates.

Chad: Dude I just heard the story on the radio about how the President actually very intelligent and all his issues are with the minority.

Bill: Really!...man, I have to stop watching the state run media, they won't report anything that makes Trump look bad!

by BilboHBaggins June 22, 2018

Medicaider

A person that lacks basic life skills and is thus religated to be a ward of the state. Thus overtax society by bing on medicaid, "wilfir" and WIC.

I can't beleive that medicaider has thre baby dadies.

Me's vote for the Democratic party because I'm a Medicaider.

by Thincow12 October 13, 2010

medical cocaine

The next excuse: coming soon in 2015. But wait, it's not an addiction. Muh doctor gave me a prescription. You should be more open minded.

Yuppie 1: dude so like I told my doctor I has back pains
Yuppie 2: yeah
Yuppie 1: and then I got my medical cocaine card! *snort*
Yuppie 2: lol *snort*
Yuppie 1: how much longer till you think we can do this with LSD?
Yuppie 2: idk like 2016 *snort*

by lolsnort January 14, 2014

populist media

News and TV in which regular people are shown instead of actors and/or unusually good-looking people, such as when you see fatasses at the gas station on the nightly news.

"That woman has one fat ass."
"Well it is the populist media."

by mikey veee August 20, 2008

mediality

A reality created by the media. In this subuniverse, everything is perfect. All the women are beautiful and all the men are muscular an manly. Unfortunately, this unreal mediality causes people in real life to attempt to attain these extremely unreachable standards, usually with unwelcomed and ugly habits.

Girl: I am way too fat! I need to be like those girls on TV!
Boy: Wtf is wrong with you? You weigh 50 pounds, I can see right through your stomach.

by chernobyl December 11, 2004