Meetiholic

A person who is addicted to meetings, even when they're supposed to be on holiday.

A: hey, have you seen Ray?
B: who?
A: the Meetiholic.

B: oh, he passed out from whole day binge meetings.

by Jacquesie July 27, 2018

Meeting Pants

When you usually dress causal for work but have specific pants that you only wear when you have an important meeting. For example, weekly department meetings or other.

Sally wore his meeting pants every Wednesday for our department meeting.

by Jackpot!cs August 20, 2019

Meeting With Mr. Takashita

A socially acceptable way to let someone know you are going to use the restroom.

I'll have to call you back, about to jump into a meeting with Mr. Takashita.

by Naris August 21, 2019

meeting Kim

v. Avoiding real work or important issues by attending a photo-op disguised as a pointless meeting with a feel-good premise.

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I would love to come to the council session where my dismissal is being discussed but I will be meeting Kim this evening. I ‘m told there will be cake.

by gnostic3 July 3, 2019

Meeting Fucked

When you have meetings back to back all day

I'm meeting fucked today. When asked if you have any free time

by landofpandas991 February 6, 2020

meetika

A studious Indian girl. She spends almost all her time studying and is interested in nothing but the pursuit of knowledge and beating everyone else she knows. Meetikas' have a philosophy that, if they're not at the best they're the worst. Even with this competitive attitude Meetikas' are kind, compassionate and helpful. Meetikas' are like jellyfish, they go with the flow so it's best to keep one, if you know one, by your side or she'll just float away. It shouldn't be too hard to keep her around as Meetikas' are fun to hang around with are usually down to do anything wholesome. A good rule to know about Meetikas' is that they're not good drivers, NEVER let one borrow your car. Best known for having hot friends that will only hang out with her.

Guy: "Dude I don't get any of this work!"
Girl: "Bro don't worry I'll help you out, I'm a Meetika when it comes to stuff like this."

by PsychicG May 5, 2020

Meetsdropping

When you set in the waiting room for a Google Meet for people to join and/or to see who has joined before entering. Takes advantage of a feature that Zoom doesn't have and prevents the social awkwardness of being in a meeting alone or with one other person (especially your teacher!)

Person 1: Yo man, you going to the Meet?
Person 2: I'm Meetsdropping -- don't want to get stuck in there alone with Ms. S again!

by therealxenosphobos August 27, 2020