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mcdonalds sprite

its like sprite, but 10 times stronger.
girl: omg do u wanna go to mcdonalds?
boy: nah bitch they got the mcdonalds sprite
by peanut9707 April 15, 2022
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McDonalds

The place where employees will make you want to go to new york just so you can jump off the empire state building. Employees get your order wrong. No icecream. Coffee from the sun. the only good part of mcdonalds are the fries
Kyle: *Throws away full container of mcdonalds fried*
Bob: *Cocks Gun*
by jhyutfrdedtcvygbhj October 29, 2021
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Matt Mcdonald Surprise

The act of defecating in a sleeping bag and surrounding it with 10 empty one's and having a hooker roll around each bag until she finds the "Suprise."
The other night I won big at the casino and decided to grab a hooker and take her back to my hotel room and set up a "Matt Mcdonald Surprise." It was amazing!
by Bobby Basinger November 20, 2019
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mcdonalds throat

The coating that lines your throat after eating at Mcdonald's
"Can I have some water? I have mcdonalds throat."
by ma11en April 9, 2023
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what in the gen z
๐ŸŽ‹ yo ๐ŸŽŽ what ๐Ÿ˜ข is ๐Ÿ‘จ ๐Ÿฆฐ up ๐Ÿคด you ๐Ÿคด Guys ๐Ÿ‘Œ right ๐Ÿ˜Ž now ๐Ÿ™Ž โ™‚๏ธ we ๐Ÿคก are ๐Ÿ˜› at ๐Ÿ‘น McDonalds ๐Ÿ˜ก and ๐Ÿ‘จ ๐Ÿ”ง we ๐Ÿฉฑ just ๐Ÿ˜ found ๐Ÿค— out ๐ŸŽจ when๐ŸŽ— you ๐Ÿ‘จ ๐Ÿฆฐ come ๐Ÿ‘จ ๐Ÿฆณ to ๐ŸŽ… McDonalds ๐Ÿ’ค at โ˜ฆ 3AM โ˜บ you ๐Ÿฅถ can ๐ŸŽŸ get ๐ŸŽข the ๐Ÿ‘ Among ๐Ÿฉฑ us ๐Ÿ‘ฉ ๐ŸŽจ Happy ๐Ÿ‘จ ๐Ÿ”ง Meal ๐Ÿฆ—
by burn your fat November 25, 2024
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McDonaldโ€™s cold fries

When you stick Popsicles in pigeons, throw them off of buildings, and hope they fly.
Person: โ€œ did Dan just McDonaldโ€™s cold fries that pigeon?โ€
by Gdbnknbbcc October 10, 2021
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chase mcdonald

chase mcdonald pulls the most bitches with his hairy, veiny, girth cock that makes these hoes fall in love immediately
person 1: bro how does chase mcdonald pull so many bitches
person 2: because his name is chase mcdonald and he has a hairy, veiny, girthy cock that makes these hoes fall in love immediately
by cheezymac176 May 10, 2022
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