invisa-muscles

a person who believes he is strong whether he is really fat or skinny. often confused with invisable muscles

look at hank tryin to get them girls he must have some invisa-muscles.

by litterdud September 25, 2010

Email Muscles

false bravado
When someone becomes "tough" and "combative" in an email, but never in person, or on the phone. A false show of digital power and might. A manifestation of their own sense of righteous indignation.

Email Muscles
Ninja 1 in an email format: "I asked you for that report last week you never responded, I'm losing confidence in you and your firm & will take my business else where."

Ninja 1 in a phone conversation: "Hey buddy, I know you have been busy, any chance of getting that report any time this week? No rush!"

by paranoidrain June 27, 2011

fishing muscles

another name for your obliques (and often occasionally your forearm muscles)

josh: Dude, Quinn, nice fishing muscles. Been hitting the gym?

Quinn: kinda...

by gotfan November 14, 2011

Mall Muscles

Muscle groups that become especially developed with habitual shopping.

(After five hours of mall shopping)

Girl 1: Man I am so sore carrying all these bags for so long.

Girl 2: I know right - don't forget all that walking. We totally just had a workout.

Girl 1: Yeah our "mall muscles" let's get a real out out in tomorrow morning! Let's go for a run?

Girl 2: You are crazy girl.

by Tehefvriyoas January 2, 2014

phone muscles

Phone Muscles- the cowardly act of telling someone over the phone, or computer either by text, social media, or verbal communication what you would not say in person ..

After the confrontation at the party Jackie used her phone muscles to tell the women she was a bitch.

by Almamomama August 18, 2016

Popcorn muscles

When you look big but you're not really that big. No strength behind the muscles. Fake fuckin' muscles. Weak men have popcorn muscles.

Ivan Bogovich has popcorn muscles. Ivan Bogovich is a weak man. Ivan Bogovich didn't wipe his butt until middle school.

by Tyler jean November 24, 2016

Poogle Muscles

The rectal equivalent of the female Kegel muscles.

Every time he would dig the tattoo gun needle into the flesh at the top of the back of my thigh, the poogle muscles of my butthole would clench up and it looked like I was twerking.

by Pillsdb January 7, 2017